This new quiz, designed by leading psychologists and art A
critics will tell you, simply and clearly, whether your 4
creative impulses are the real thing - art, or just so much
diarrhetic blathering. Now, once and for all, you can know
unequivocally if you are destined to be an ARTIST, adored
and worshipped by society, or if, on the other hand, you
should turn your attention to becoming an iconoclastic
accountant. Just circle the appropriate answers and deter-
mine your score according to the key below.

1. You sleep:
a) in the nude
b) in pyjamas
c) in a clown suit
d) in the fridge

2. Art ass |
a) more enjoyable for men than women
b) as enjoyable for women as for men
c) over-rated
d) disgusting
e) sticky
f) more fun with three or more people

3. You think of Picasso as :
g) God
h) your soul brother
i) your mother-in-law
j) a twisted little pervert

4, Music is best:
k) danced to
1) listened to
m) analyzed
n) conceptualized
o) ignored

5. Your favourite painting is:
x) Toni Onley's ISLAND AT DAWN (watercolor on rag)
y) Manuel Manipulo's WAVES IN MOONLIGHT (oil on
z) dead velvet)

6. Your favourite film is:
p) Roma (dir. Fellini)
r) Eraserhead (dir. Lynch)
q) Raiders of the Lost Ark (dir. Speilberg)
p) Sadism and Sodomy at Summer School (dir. Wernber;)
This new quiz, designed by leading psychologists and art
critics will tell you, simply and clearly, whether your
creative impulses are the real thing - art, or just so much
diarrhetic blathering. Now, once and for all, you can know
unequivocally if you are destined to be an ARTIST, adored
and worshipped by society, or if, on the other hand, you
should turn your attention to becoming an iconoclastic
accountant. Just circle the appropriate answers and deter-
mine your score according to the key below.

1. You sleep:
a) in the nude
b) in pyjamas
c) ina clown suit
a) in the fridge

2. Art is:
a) more enjoyable for men than women
b) as enjoyable for women as for men
c) over-rated
d) disgusting
e) sticky
f) more fun with three or more people

3. You think of Picasso as :
g) God
h) your soul brother
i) your mother-in-law
j) a twisted little pervert

4, Music is best:
k) danced to
1) listened to
m) analyzed
n) conceptualized
o) ignored

5. Your favourite painting is:
x) Toni Onley's ISLAND AT DAWN (watercolor on rag)
y) Manuel Manipulo's WAVES IN MOONLIGHT (oi1 on
2) dead velvet)

6. Your favourite film is:
p) Roma (dir. Fellini)
r) Eraserhead (dir. Lynch)
q) Raiders of the Lost Ark (dir. Speilberg)
p) Sadism and Sodomy at Summer School (dir. Wernbers:)