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Once upon a time in a polyester-inspired shopping mall far far
avay, there was born unto the world a savior, whose sole duty was to
spread some sort of word, like margarine. And lo, the progenators of
this savior rave unto him the name "Skinppy'. It came to pass that as
Ckippy hanpily pushed his cart down the eclectic aisles of life, there
came unto him a following of disciples and social climbers who called

themselves ‘Staff’, as in infection:
EDITOR: SARA BOND
LAYOUT AND DESIGN EDITORS: GREG HOLFELD AND STUART MORRIS.

CHURCH AND STATE FDITOR: KMITH HIGGINS.

ENTERTATNMENT EDITOR: NANCY WARNOCK.

LAYOUT AND DUSIGN: DOUG MUNDAY AND CAROL WANDERER.

PHOTOGRAPHS: TIM PELLING.

FASHION: PUILIP WRIGHT.

ANIMATION: CHARLIE GRANT, NORM SCHMATL, SCOTT W.
FARWHAR, ERTC CHIN, DON PERRO, SUSAN
PARKER, GUIAZDA, KEN LID~-STIR.

VISUAL: TE FIVE AND ONLY, EMILY FOYS.

DISCIPL"S OF THE RED FERRARI AND FOUNDER OF "THE

BABY GOW FAN CLUB" J. MICHAEL CARTER, DALE NORRIE

KELLY PEARCE AND PLANET MARGO,

DISCEREBRS:

And lo, these characters went forth and did their damndest to
infect the world with the new found "Gospel of Skippy”. If you too
vould like to submit your life to sheer humiliation, degradation, and
social disease. come on down to “Reverend Stu's House of Lost Sluts
and Curios" for the gospel meetings, or simply hand your submissions
in at the ‘Reception and Fnauiries' sector of this building.

NEZT Issur Timm: "19847

‘All written submissions must be typed.

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All submissions, both written
and graphic must be titled and signed with your name. If you wish to
renain anonymous, please state such, but include your name in case we
have to contact you regarding loss or editing.

is (PLEASE TYPE DOUBLE SPACED, THANX.)

Editors' Policy

The Fditor reserves the right to refuse submissions based on offensive
graphics or language, racial and sexist slurs, and slander. There is

no guarantee as to the actual date of publication of your submission

due to possible space and economic limitations. All submissions

become property of "The Paper" unless otherwise indicated.

..BUT DON'T LET ALL THIS DETER YOU, BECAUSE WE ARE THE PEPSI GENERATION!

Editor
Dear Ms.

Mr. Burton left a series of notes on colour and
spinning discs in his classroom for students to copy
down at their convenience. The notes were not to be
taken from the room but unfortunately they were, and
have since not been returned. That was two weeks ago.
This malicious act has inconvenienced many students
and has angered alot more. Mr. Burton spent a great
deal of time and effort preparing these notes and
many students looked forward to copying them into
their notebooks. Whoever stole these notes has to be
the most odious and pernicious vermin that ever
suffered to crawl upon the face of the earth. I

hope their stay at the school is a short one.

Tim Trylinski

“Editor's Comment Lo eee ee
Whoever borrowed the colour notes can return them
to Dennis Burton, Foundation Dept. Room 111 and

receive a $25.00 reward from Dennis.
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born unto the world a savior, whose sole duty was to
me sort of word, like marrarine. And lo, the progenators of
this savior pave unto him the name "Skinpy'. It came to pass that as
Skippy hanpily pushed his cart down the eclectic aisles of life, there
cane unto him a Following of disciples and social climbers who called
themselves "Staff", as in infection.

sprea

EDITOR: SARAH HOD

"LD AND STUART MORRIS.
PITH HIGGINS.

LAYOUT AND DESIGN EDITORS:

CHURCH AND S EPTTOR:

TERTATNMENT PDTTOR: NANCY WARNOCK.

DISCIPLES: LAYOUT AND DESIGN: DOUG MUNDAY AND CAROL
PHOTOGRAPHS : TIM PELL:
: PHILIP WRIGHT.

AUIMATION: CHARLIE GRANT,
WUIAR, ERTC
» GUTAZDA,

ORM SCHMANL, SCOTT W.
Ui, DOU PrRRO, SUSAN
LID-STIR.

EMILY FOYS.

PRRART AND FOUNDER OF "THE
> DALE NORRIE,
SELLY PEARCE AD PLANET MARGO.

nt lo, these characters went forth and did their darmdest to

infect the vorld with the new found “Gospel of Skippy". Tf you too

would like to submit your life to sheer humiliation, degradation, and
ial disease, come on down to “Reverend Stu's House of Lost Sluts

and Curd for the gospel meetings, or sinply hand your submissions

© “Reception and Fnquiries® sector of this building.

un tamm: * 19847

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Once upon a tine in a polyester-inspired shopping mall far far |

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All written submissions must be typed. All submissions, both written
and graphic must be titled and signed with your name. If you wish to
renain anonymous, please state such, hut include your name in case we
have to contact you regarding loss or editing.

(PLEASE TYPE DOUBLE SPACED, THANX.) -)
Editors" Policy

The Rditor reserves the right to refuse submissions based on offensive
graphics or language, racial and sexist slurs, and slander. ‘There is

no guarantee as to the actual date of publication of your submission

due to possible space and economic limitations. All submissions

become property of "The Paper" unless otherwise indicated.

BUT DON'T LET ALL TRIS DETER YOU, BECAUSE WE ARE THE PEPSI GFNERATION!

Dear Ms.

Mr. Burton left a series of notes on colour and
spinning discs in his classroom for students to copy
down at their convenience. The notes were not to be
taken from the room but unfortunately they were, and
have since not been returned. That was two weeks ago.
This malicious act has inconvenienced many students
and has angered alot more. Mr. Burton spent a great
deal of time and effort preparing these notes and
many students looked forward to copying them into
their notebooks. Whoever stole these notes has to be
the most odious and pernicious vermin that ever
suffered to crawl upon the face of the earth. I
hope their stay at the school is a short one.

Tim Trylinski
“Editor's Comment Phi hinie
Whoever borrowed the colour notes can return them

to Dennis Burton, Foundation Dept. Room 111 and
receive a $25.00 reward from Dennis.