"Once when | was 17 | was scared of breaking up with a girl because | was afraid she’d freak out, so | told her my parents were going through a crazy divorce and | was going through mental problems and couldn't handle a relationship" male 21 “On the last day in the 7th grade | was walking through the school and came across a bunch of guys standing around in the basement. They told me that they were daring each other to pull the fire alarm. None of them wanted to do it so | pulled it and ran with some friends out the back door. While we were running we saw the fire trucks drive up. Apparently, | found out later, they kept the whole school in to try to sweat out who had done it even though they didn't know that we had ran away. In the end another kid in a younger grade was blamed and got in big shit and was expelled. Then while | was in high school | saw that guy and he was living on Granville Street. | guess there's no lie here but whatever. | lied about having a lie. | thought it was a good story though” male, 21 9 “When | was about 6 years old, | had this amazing collection of ladybugs that | had gotten from the backyard cherry tree. | put these bugs in a mar- garine container ‘house’, but began to realize that they needed air. So, perched on my mother’s pris- tine white bedspread, | proceeded to poke holes with a large black marking pen. Needless to say the marker and the bedspread were magnetically drawn to one another. My mother came into the room noticed the bedspread and | poignantly announced that my baby brother had been coloring her bedspread. He got a spanking and was grounded. Me and the ladybugs, we got away scott free? female, 20