-——. ay We must have appeared interested, for someone came and invited us in. . | was astonished to recognize my cousin Dick, and mentally noted what five. ay) a good thing it was to have someone in the family know what badminton a | was. Finally Dick asked me to have a go at it. “Try anything once" is ‘ my motto, so | donned a spare pair of shoes, clutched a ridiculous-look- ing weapon he called a racquet, and marched toward the net, outwardly calm. Dick gave me a few hints about keeping my eye on the "bird" ( and standing in readiness for unexpected assaults. | murmured some- thing about “they shall not pass,"’ and offered up a silent prayer. As guest | had first serve. After four attempts | managed to hit the | / thing on the feathered end. A muttered word from Dick, and suppressed sighs from our opponents; | tried to appear nonchalant. Next time | was luckier—the shuttlecock whizzed over the net! It dropped outside the court about a foot. After that | was in a daze. The elusive shuttle- cock was nowhere in the direction of my racquet, or rather, my racquet never seemed to be in quite the vicinity of the feathered ball. | finally decided to leave it to my partner, and let him rush about. I'd had ( enough of galloping. So | instinctively ducked any time it seemed as ( though | would become the reluctant target, and soon | appeared to / have acquired a permanent wave in my back. | trotted from one side to another as | was told, with no idea why, but Dick said he was making points for us. | was glad of this, for | was only making an ass of myself. | must have been dwelling on this last thought when | was rudely brought to earth with "Hit it! hit it!" from my partner somewhere near me. This time | would show them how I could hit! I'd be a champion yet; so sum- moning all my reserve strength, | closed my eyes, whirled my arm like a windmill in a high gale and came crashing down on something—Dick's head! An eternity of silence. "You sure hit it,"" muttered Dick, weakly. Collapsing onto the nearest bench, every muscle crying out, | whispered hoarsely, "Jane, so this is badminton—now | know." 4 | —EULA B. WALKER.