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This is better than anything you've ever heard before in your entire life. | probably shouldn't be telling you about it, because when you hear it ‘you're just going to shit your pants. And then you're gonna come running to me trying to blame me for your smelly shitty underwear, but I'l ust tell you that | wamed you. Me First and the Gimme Gimmies, Have a Ball. The song uptown girl should have So there you have it, the hands down best mix ever, | hope you enjoy it and don’t end up having a heart attack after truly realizing the sheer magnitude of talent represented here in these seventeen nuggets of pure recorded gold. Peace out. 13 _(@)