Madame X CF-What exactly is correct of these reports of your involvement with the Iranian government's plutonium crises of 1996? ELW-That's old hat, don't you know? Well | did speak of inauspicious circumstances, did | not? Whitewater was not the only interest of Mr. Clinton and the First Lady. They implicated me into it, | swear | thought that | was just the messenger. Little did | know what was stashed away behind the crocodile skin Louis Vuitton suitcase. They're criminals. Do you think it gives me pleasure to see that kind of mess, all those starving babies ... its horrid. CF-Lets talk about your personal life ... | understand that after your falling out with the Italian Marxists in 1989 you were rumored to have propagated a scandalous slander campaign against the Vichy family .... ELW-Who told you that? That's gar-BAGE! (as they say in France). Well, yes | loathe the Vichy family. CF-... and what exactly is this report on the Agnelli romance? Is it all as sordid and treacherous as the Italian tabloids portray it? ELW-They say anything to make a buck. Its the usual gossip .... Angelli was really very sweet but so VAPID. CF-Artistically, by what means did you come to be associated with Jeff Koons and Lucien Freud respectively? ELW-I choose to take the 5th -oh, | am-in Canada, | forgot. CF-May | inquire as to why you never take off your camera? ELW-No. CF-Well its just that some of the students were wondering ... ELW-No. CF-Plans for the future? ELW-Well | guess that depends on how the ivory market is next year. You know elephant ranching is not an easy task. . CF-Yes, it's so tiresome. ELW-Apparently, spotted owl slippers are chic now in Buenos Aires, I'll just go where the market takes me. CF-Send me a post card. ELW-Bien sur. Interviews note: Only seven days after this interview, Herr Wetzlar was apprehended by Immigration Authority and Customs on charges of lying to Immigration Officials and possessing false papers. He is due for deportation after the mandatory detention period of 14 business days. Customs Officials found 4 albi- no boa constrictors in Wetzlar's suite in the Pan Pacific Hotel. They were tipped off by the maid. Interview and photos by Chris Frey. Special thanks to Baron Von Stackelberg and his gracious wife for providing snacks. ad @ CF-What exactly is correct of these reports of your involvement with the Iranian government's plutonium crises of 1996? ELW-That's old hat, don't you know? Well | did speak of inauspicious circumstances, did | not? Whitewater was not the only interest of Mr. Clinton and the First Lady. They implicated me into it, | swear | thought that I was just the messenger. Little did | know what was stashed away behind the crocodile skin Louis Vuitton suitcase. They're criminals. Do you think it gives me pleasure to see that kind of mess, all those starving babies ... its horrid CF-Lets talk about your personal life ...| understand that after your falling out with the Italian Marxists in 1989 you were rumored to have propagated a scandalous slander campaign against the Vichy family ELW-Who told you that? That's gar-BAGE! (as they say in France). Well, yes | loathe the Vichy family CF... and what exactly is this report on the Agnelli romance? Is it all as sordid and treacherous as the Italian tabloids portray it? ELW-They say anything to make a buck. Its the usual gossip .... Angelli was really very sweet but so VAPID. CF-Artisticaly, by what means did you come to be associated with Jeff Koons and Lucien Freud respectively? ELW-| choose to take the 5th -oh, | am-in Canada, | forgot ‘CF-May | inquire as to why you never take off your camera? ELW-No. CF-Wellits just that some of the students were wondering ELW-No. F-Plans for the future? ELW-Well | guess that depends on how the ivory market is next year. You know elephant ranching is not, an easy task CF-Yes, it's so tiresome. ELW-Apparently, spotted owl slippers are chic now in Buenos Aires, 'llust go where the market takes me. CF-Send me a post card. ELW-Bien sur. Interviews note: Only seven days after this interview, Herr Wetzlar was apprehended by Immigration ‘Authority and Customs on charges of lying to Immigration Officials and possessing false papers. He is due for deportation after the mandatory detention period of 14 business days. Customs Officials found 4 albi- Ro boa constrictors in Wetzlar’s suite in the Pan Pacific Hotel. They were tipped off by the maid. Interview and photos by Chris Frey Special thanks to Baron Von Stackelberg and is gracious wife for providing snacks, 21_@)