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As far as | can tell, Vancouver is gonna be the city to be in for hiphop, easily,
within the next 4 months. Within 4 months it'll be common knowledge
around the country that if you're doing hiphop you'll be in Vancouver.
Because... everyone that's good in this country is already here or on their
way. And that's the truth. Fuck Toronto and all that other styled American
hiphop that's not what's goin on in Canada. What's goin on in Canada is
right here.

Yeah, | don't listen to too much Kardinal and Choclair...

Everyone is coming here. Vancouver is the biggest transient city, in hiphop.
If you want to do something interesting you come out here because there's a
scene... there's a Monday night that happens every week. Of all the days, a
Monday night that's the hottest night in the city. It's a good scene. It's good
to rap in front of those people.

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That is incredible. That's the best Josh Martinez I've ever met.

| thought it was amazing. He's playing with the rollerblades. He actually may
be better than you...

I've already given him that title. | want to put this on the website for sure...this
is incredible...

He's taken the face-off.

| used to take the face-off!

Did you look as good as him?

He's rockin rollerblades! That's a whole different ballgame...

This guys underwear here says: 'black biscuit'!!

That's a team from the dirty south!

Hey there's my friend Pat, | wonder how long he's been here for...

Where?

Over there.... | was supposed to meet him here a long time an hour ago.

| guess... let's get him a fucking chair.

So how are we doing on this interview?

Good!

Give me anything, I'm ready for anything, fire it up!

You ready for anything?

Yeah!

Ok. | got these for you... | want you to take a look at these. | got these ink
blots here... what do you think?

eh I'm seeing a transformer...

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I'm seeing a transformer... or.. I'm seeing a skeleton... or see here... an |UD
here? You know? A pregnancy device in a young lady... a skeleton stuff
here...

like hip bones here..

Yes. Hip bones...

When is the R-tard album coming out? | want that real bad.

Real soon. We got the R-tard album which is the next thing to come out on
Low Pressure. 5 Headed R-tard album called: This is Awful... | Love it!
Featuring... 5 heads of the retard, 3 heads of the moondog, the Stinky Ferret,
Old Lady McGraw, and someone's extra pair of pants. That's one of the rap-
pers. The last song on the album we finished 2 nights ago... it's got a verse
about dry-humping, about a fake acid trip, how good it was to really be high
(when you're not high), a Jewish granddad from New York giving advice on
how to make love to a woman.

Will you rap about this interview?

In the future or now?

n the future.

This interview will go down in history as the greatest interview of all time. I've
had some great interviews before but my god, Chris, this is the best interview
live ever had. | demand the cessation of movement for one minute by the
world in recognition of this interview.

And we got to drink beer.

And we got to drink beer!