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SECOND YEAR DIARY.
Dear Palette:

This week the first issue of the
"Palette" came out and seems to have
been favorably received.Now for a short
time at least we may walk the halls
without fear of molestation from a cer-
tain dark executive who has become
pretty adept in the Art of Shadowing -
we suggest if Art is not a paying thing
when he steps into the world to apply
for a job as a detective - We can give
him excellent references, We ought to
know.

March 11-15,

Our problem now seems 40 be.a
design project in which we must illus-
trate an Indian legend in stitchery or
cut paper. How we suffer for ideas.
Coming into the classroom one would
think, judging by the wocbegone air,
the guillotine awaited us.

Second year, not to be outdone
has produced a blaclk+-robed haunter, who
carries a pipe in one hand and in the
other a sheet of wollehandled paper in-
scribed with tho names of those poor

march 4 = 9

foolish ones, believing we. nced-furthor

bodily decoration cven to the cost of

sixty cents. He pounces on all and sun-=-

dry with the blood curdling cry of "Got
your money?"
March 18-22.

We have a confession to mako - a
certain momber of tho strongor(?)sex
who has his abode in our class has
brought forth a masculine picco of stit
chery on pointed linon - it is beyond
compare.

Thursday the dance was held and
everyone, seomed to havo a protty nice
time, and those who did not attond wero
the real loscrs. Several of the gentle-
men (giving thom tho bonofit of -the
doubt) were charming in navy bluo suits
of the latost cut.

March 25.

Once again life has become bur-
donsome = the haunting for litorary (7?)
matorial is moro fast and furious than
before and if we survive this issuo you
will hear from us noxt month.

Joan Broun

‘But if anything -is anything

AN ARGUMENT:.ON ANYTHING

I have boon asked to writo. ..WWrite
what? Anything. A suggestion please.
inything ANYthing ANYTHING. What shall
I write? Oh, What shall I write? A sug-
gostion at last, not ono but two, threo
four. -- I've lost count. Luey arc ae.
"Write an argumont." Vory woll, Ishall
do both. On ANYTHING it shall be, and
an ARGUMENT it shall be.

-- ANYTHING IS NOTHING --

If anyone do anything with just any
thing in mind, the result is anything,
but anything will be nothing if any-
thing is donoawishout anything in mind.
with any
view to anything then anything is some
which might be something. Anything is
nothing, sometimes worso than nothing,
if anything is nothing but anything.

- Nora Harris.
Yos, Miss Harris!

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ED, NOTE:

SPORTS

iis our spaco is limitod we are only
able to report on one of our many (???)
sports - namely the great Chinese game
invented by two sporting Chinamen Ping
and Pong, and named after them.

It is played any time and
time in the attic by all who are
ically capable of wielding a bat.

Private contests have been car-
ried off so far but we suggest that the
class tournaments be arranged. Every-
one is welcome and we feel sure those
who understand the game will search for
hidden talent among the beginners.

- Joan Breun.

all the
phys-

BEHIND SHE PALETTE --

Here we are again, dear Palette, to
bother you with our troubles and trash,

Before we begin, however, the third
year wish to congratulate you on your
recent appearance as a Vancouver Art
School paper - and
tinue to do.so long after wo have grad-
uated and others havo taken our so hon+
ourable placcs in the school hum-drum.

(Cont'd on Pago 8)

we hope you will con

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