BAD ADDICTIONS FROM THE EIGHTIES by: Morgan Watt

GALAGA (starring Vanessa and Mike)

VANESSA:
MIKE:
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| need you to listen to me right now, okay?
(No response)

Will you please turn off that fucking game for one sec-
ond and talk to me?

Hold on, I’m almost done this level.

| don’t care if you're almost done the level, I'll walk out
this fucking door right now and you'll never see me
again.

(No response)

Jesus you're a stubborn shit.

Can't you wait for one second?

| can’t believe you put more importance on your fucking
video games than you do on me.

Ahh fuck! (Said in response to losing his last life)

Fuck you, you piece of shit. (Door slams, high-heels
walking away)

Vanessa? Shit. (Sound of keys, door opens and closes,
sneakers running away)

COCAINE (starring Tracy and Jed)

JED:
TRACY:

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Hey, are you alright?

What? Yeah I'm fine. (Staring at floor with arms
crossed)

God, how much did you do?

Two lines. Quit freaking out. Okay? (Now pacing back
and forth in front of couch, still staring at floor)

Can you sit down? You’re making me nervous.

Fuck Jed! You're always over-fucking-reacting, why can’t
you leave me alone?

HOLY SHIT! What's your problem?

JED | DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM, IT’S OBVIOUSLY
YOU THAT HAS A PROBLEM! (Not yelling just loud
and frantic)

| can’t handle this I’m outta here. (Stands up and walks
across room)

FINE GO! YOU ALWAYS RUN AWAY ANYWAYS!
Fuck you. (C/oses door)
(Sits down, puts face in hands and starts to cry)