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“Young lady, have you ever traveled with a circus?”
“No, but I’ve gone around with art students.”—N. Y, Medley.

Mr. McDonald: “Do your students cut classes for an
Mr. Varley: “Oh, certainly.”

Mr. McDonald: “For what reasons?”

Mr. Varley: “For any reason.”

A patron of art took a friend over his beautifully a
adorned with many fine pictures and statues.

From the dining-room they proceeded to the kitchen.

“That is a very fine statue over there,”
it immediately beneath the kitchen sink?”

“Sh!” whispered his host.
—Pearson’s Weekly,

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