ON TAP

by_PiK (PTeter Kos) Seaat|

Last Friday's ''Happy Hours'' rang true to its name with the
consumption of 24 24s and 16 bottles of wine. Robert McPike's
music program of punker rock also helped stir and vibrate the
body molecules. The school Social WOrkers deserve a mighty vote
of thanks, or pat on the back (for those of the more touchy/feely
persuasion). The lone figure of authority in grey suited
regalia was dismayed at his lack of ability to intimidate car-
ousers. Rumour has it that a Valantine's Do is being worked on
for this Friday. Irene Mc Cutetheon sensuous heart paintings in

Room 274 seem timely. Be prepared to drink your hearts out Friday.

(Did | get that right?)

Most welcome is Chung Hungs show in the Scott Gallery. |

‘take it as a formal reply to some nasty peasouping frogs who call

Angophones ''squareheads''; or perhaps 'blockheads'' is a more apt

‘translation. Chungs cubes reassures MY hardedged disposition,

what with our lack of fiddles and folk songs (except for Newfies
and Maritimers out in the Atlantic somewhere).

The dramatic sculpture of D. Buckland in the Concourse wil!
at the very least make us think twice about relaxing horizontally
at the park this summer. Mom Nature may reclaim us which wil]
really incovenience the grass cutters who will have to do a lot
more hand clipping work. Those genital shards make me queasy:

Have you noticed the student lounge looking more like a
styrofoam, coffee and ash dump during the day? - a reminder to
remit your refuse to a local Glad Bag:

An informed source tells me the Graphics Dept. continues its
program of esoteric alphabetical semiotics... sound exciting?
Animators: are you alive and well? Why not put together a video
diplay; {'ll supply the popcorn.

There appear to be a few toilet grafitti markpersons who are
over doing it. Nevertheless there is some which helps making a

deposit more fun, such as : 'What's invisible and smells like car-

rots? (squyey Auunq)

until next week, Comrades: