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Dear puss suck, Did you miss grade 7 sex ed. Class? Yes, herpes can be transmitted through oral sex. More importantly however is the question of whether or not you want to suck or lap at wee wee that is covered in sore puss 00z- ing wartlike welts. If you are thinking you wouldn't mind it, then perhaps you would enjoy having painful welts all over your own wee wee, maybe down your thighs and alloveryourface as well. Just be sure to inform future partner's cause some folks aren't into wee wee welts. The second more important issue is if | , the writer of a sex column for /nflux, had said no herpes can't be trans- mitted through oral sex, would you have believed me? With that point made | advise you to ask your doctor or call the STD clinic, they will give you the real scoop. If | cared a lot | would have researched the information for you, if | cared alittle | would have given you the number for the STD clinic, but it's the end of the semester and this is how it goes. ©: | wanna fuck one of my instructors real bad. | think she wants to fuck me too but | think she might be married or something. |'m not looking for a relationship or anything, | just think it would be fun to get it on with her. How should | approach her? And can | get in trou- . ble (i.e. suspended, expelled) if | hit on her or bet- ter yet, get in her pants? Dear teachers pet, Do it!! Fucking instructors rakes in massive cool points. That is assuming you are an ECIAD student or of some other post secondary facility. As a rule instructor fucking should take place after the high school years as well as after the 18th birthday. | will never forget loosing my grade 9 social studies teacher mid year due to recent charges of "rela- — tions" years earlier with members of our high school girls basketball team. Needless to say he is no longer teaching. As for you, you can't get in trouble like suspension or expulsion, but there could be repercussions. For one, if you hit on her and she isn't into it you will have to deal with how- ever she decides to deal with her student hitting on her. If she is into it and word gets out you will be the number one gossip topic amongst students and faculty for at least a month. As: for how to approach her | really don't know, I've never fucked an instructor, but your not the first to get this idea and many have successful. Ask around, in the meantime I'll see what | can do, as | said your not the first to get this idea. Last but not least don't worry about the married thing, | hear that at ECIAD that doesn't matter much. Good luck and let me know how it goes. inustration by anki strom by misdemeanor Q oes a third gender exist, because | have to say, itjust ain't workin with the first twol! Dear no luck. ‘A very good question. As of yet, | have discov- ered only variations of the first two genders, and some are nearing a breakthrough! | think there is hope and | hear rumors of possibilities in San Francisco, a worthwhile destination for a sexual vacation whether you find that third gender or not. Good luck. Q,: Do most women need to have clitoral stim- ulation to orgasm? Dear stimulus Yes. Most women need to have clitoral plus about six other kinds of stimulation to orgasm in fact. ‘Most men on the other hand (notice most, not all) need little more than a poke-poke or the words ‘fuck my ass' huffed into their ear and it's all over. Interesting isn't it QQ« auestions is not what's burning!!! , Chis Frey Dear Chris, Put some ice on it. See a doctor. Next time ask more questions. Q canherpes be transmitted by oral sex? Dear puss suck, Did you miss grade 7 sex ed. Class? Yes, herpes can be transmitted through oral sex. More importantly however is the question of whether or not you want to suck or lap at wee wee that is covered in sore puss 00z- ing wartlike welts. 1f you are thinking you wouldn't mind it, then perhaps you would enjoy having painful welts all ‘over your own wee wee, maybe down your thighs and alloveryourface as well. Just be sure to inform future partner's cause some folks aren't into wee wee welts. The second more important issue is if |, the writer of a sex column for Influx, had said no herpes can't be trans- mitted through oral sex, would you have believed me? With that point made | advise you to ask your doctor or call the STD clinic, they will give you the real scoop. If cared a lot | would have researched the information for you, if | cared alittle | would have given you the number for the STD clinic, but it's the end of the semester and this is how it goes. Q: | wanna fuck one of my instructors real bad | think she wants to fuck me too but | think she might be married or something. I'm not looking for a relationship or anything, | just think it would be fun to get it on with her. How should | approach her? And can | get in trou- >» _ ble (i.e. suspended, expelled) if| hit on her or bet- ter yet, get in her pants? Dear teachers pet, Do it!!_ Fucking instructors rakes in massive cool points. That is assuming you are an ECIAD student or of some other post secondary facility. As ‘a rule instructor fucking should take place after the high school years as well as after the 18th birthday. | will never forget loosing my grade 9 social studies teacher mid year due to recent charges of “rela- tions" years earlier with members of our high school girls basketball team. Needless to say he is no longer teaching. As for you, you can't get in trouble like suspension or expulsion, but there could be repercussions. For one, if you hit on her and she isn't into it you will have to deal with how- ‘ever she decides to deal with her student hitting on her. If she is into it and word gets out you will be the number one gossip topic amongst students and faculty for at least a month. As for how to approach her I really don't know, I've never fucked an instructor, but your not the first to get this idea and many have successful. Ask around, in the ‘meantime I'll see what | can do, as | said your not the first to get this idea. Last but not least don't worry about the married thing, | hear that at ECIAD that doesn't matter much. Good luck and let me know how it goes. 27_@)