UMIHOTARU. Harro. Today, | gonna talk some much sings about fun time | habing at Tokyo. | come back flom Buncoubaa in Janualy with much smoked sarumon to be gib fliend of muzzar. So | calring her. | meeting her in Yokohama. Zen she taking me to fun tlip to ‘Umihotaru’. Name of ‘Umihotaru' hab meaning ‘sea firafry’. Do you know? It is rike insect with rite on it. Because so we dlibe on fleeway to going zere. ‘Umihotaru' is new prace, finding to centalu of za bay at Tokyo. It maked by peoporu. Not rike leal islrand. Going to by tunnelu, undaru za watalu. Take not so much time. Only rike sarty minitsu. Zen we coming up to za prace of ‘Umihotaru’. | see farst time and | sink- ing, “wow, such cool prace!” Rike islrand with much good biew of Tokyo and Yokohama and Chiba. It's go all alound. It was good weazar day and Monday, so some many peoporu not zere. It so cold but so beauti- for. | taking much pikchars, rike see, zis one? My muzzar's fliend and me drinked some cohhee in cafay, zen we go to continue to Chiba. So aftaru za tunnelu to Umihotaru, we go to by blidge. It fun. Chiba has much countlyside and many natures. We dlibed sousu zen to finding za poluto. Flom polu- to, we can take felly back uzzer side. We taking boat habu name of Tokyo-Wan felly. It good lide. | habing much fun on zat day. It was day of Janualy 15. @- pt.6. Assimirations and SNOWBOALDING. It's exciting day | getting to go snowboalding. | rike snowboalding. Do you rike? Zis my farst time to going snowboalding in zis yealr. Going to snowboald- ing in Japun too!!! It hard zough. | warking to teaching Engurish at my job, zen | sreeping onry somesing rike sree ouaas!!! Zen | hab to waking up at fibe o'crocku!! So sreepy!! Flom Kanagawa, we hab to dlibing fol ober sree ouaas. For zis snowboalding we going to Nagano. It prace whealu Orympics was prayed. Can you lemem- balu? We going to Kurumayama mountain. | sinks za snow good, but bely boling. It rike rittoru bit smalru and much clowded. Weazar okay wiss bely high croud, so | could seeing well. Because | said zis moun- tain kind of boling it habing nussing prace fol to jump- ing. It hab some good powdaa, and | finding good prace of powdaa snowboalding. It so good!!! But I'm terring you, | hab much tlouble when | coming down za bottom. Zere one ooman opelatalu of rift, and she yerring me. She saying | go to can't go prace and she saying she away to going take my ticketu. | sinking, ‘you so stupid! you ski rift bitch!’ Can't go prace | went | sink prace is bestest in alru mountain. Why | can't? I sinking, ‘you don't know good snowboalding rike in Canuda. Onry you having stupid smalru clowd mountain and such good prace to go, you say no!" | sinking zis | want say, but onry | say, ‘I no speaku Japunesu.' Zen she be quiet and she retting me go. Excepting fol zat, | hab a good time. It good excercise and breazing flesh ailr. It fun. You tly? Adbentures in Japun by TJ Anzai pl oto by T J Anzai BOWRING. Rast week, | hab bowring palty wis some my stu- dentsu. I'm bad bowrer, but | still habing much fun time. If bad, you say in Engurish, ‘suck’? So I'm terring you now, I'm sucking much time on zat day. Ebery time | ret go my balls flom my hand, | shooting not stlaight. | sinks | so bad. You know? But it so hard! | onry usefor fol creaning za guttaa. All za day, | beronging in za guttaa, because I'm bad bowrer and onry sucker. Ebely time | taking za balls in my hand, | ret it go and | can’t get high scole. | sought | hab too big ball so eben | tly anozzer palson’s ball because his much smalru. | can hold much more easy, but still I'm sucking not so good. Still | can hab a good time. Za scleen was supaa! Aftaru ebery time you shoot, you see dilection of ball going on t.b. scleen. | bad so | can onry see lepray of my sucking! Zen we watch togezer and laughing so hard. Next time | rebenge to get high scole! And | make zem suck! NEXT MONSU. Much peoporu want to teaching Engurishu in Japun? Student roans sucks, light? Okay. | gib you scoop about teaching Engurishu in Japun. | gib you some adbice. The English Teacher pt.6. Assimirations and Adbentures in Japun UMIHOTARU. Harro. Today, | gonna talk some much sings about fun time 1 habing at Tokyo. | come back flom Buncoubaa in Janualy with much smoked sarumon to be gib fliend of muzzar. So | calring her. | meeting her in Yokohama. Zen she taking me to fun tlip to “Umihotaru’. Name of ‘Umihotaru' hab meaning ‘sea firafry’. Do you know? It is rike insect with rite on it Because so we dlibe on fleeway to going zere. “Umihotaru’ is new prace, finding to centalu of za bay at Tokyo, It maked by peoporu. Not rike leal island. Going to by tunnelu, undaru za watalu. Take not so much time. Only rike sarty minitsu. Zen we coming up to za prace of ‘Umihotaru’. I see farst time and | sink- ing, "wow, such cool prace!” Rike islrand with much ‘good biew of Tokyo and Yokohama and Chiba. It's go all alound. It was good weazar day and Monday, so some many peoporu not zere. It so cold but so beauti- for. | taking much pikchars, rike see, zis one? ‘My muzzar's fliend and me drinked some cohhee in cafay, zen we go to continue to Chiba. So aftaru za tunnelu to Umihotaru, we go to by blidge. It fun. Chiba has much countlyside and many natures. ‘We dlibed sousu zen to finding za poluto, Flom polu- to, we can take felly back uzzer side. We taking boat habu name of Tokyo-Wan felly It good lide. | habing much fun on zat day. It was day of Janualy 15. SNOWBOALDING. Its exciting day | getting to go snowboalding. | rike snowboalding. Do you rike? Zis my farst time to going snowboalding in zis yealr. Going to snowboald- ing in Japun too!!! Ithard zough. | warking to teaching Engurish at ‘my job, zen | steeping onry somesing rike sree ouaas!!! Zen | hab to waking up at fibe o'crocku!! So sreepy!! Flom Kanagawa, we hab to dlibing fol ober sree ‘ouaas. For zis snowboalding we going to Nagano. It prace whealu Orympics was prayed. Can you lemem- balu? We going to Kurumayama mountain. | sinks za snow good, but bely boling. it ike rittoru bit smalru and much clowded. Weazar okay wiss bely high croud, so | could seeing well. Because | said 2's moun- tain kind of boling it habing nussing prace fol to jump- ing. tt hab some good powdaa, and | finding good race of powdaa snowboalding. It so good!!! But I'm terring you, | hab much tlouble when | coming down za bottom. Zere one ooman opelatalu of rift, and she yerring me. She saying | go to can't go prace and she Saying she away to going take my ticketu. | sinking, "you so stupid! you ski rift bitch!” Can't go prace | went I sink prace is bestest in alru mountain. Why | can't? | sinking, ‘you don't know good snowboalding rike in Canuda. Onry you having stupid smalru clowd mountain and such good prace to go, you say nol’ | sinking zis | want say, but onry | say, ‘Ino speaku Japunesu,’ Zen she be quiet and she retting me go. Excepting fol zat, | hab a good time. It good ‘excercise and breazing flesh ail. It fun. You tly? by TJ Anzai i —_ ‘holo by TJ Anza BOWRING. Rast week, | hab bowring palty wis some my stu- dentsu, I'm bad bowrer, but | still habing much fun time. If bad, you say in Engurish, ‘suck’? So I'm terring you now, I'm sucking much time on zat day. Ebery time | ret go my balls flom my hand, | shooting not stlaight. | sinks | so bad. You know? But it so hard! | onry usefor fol creaning za guttaa. All za day, | beronging in za gutta, because I'm bad bowrer and conry sucker. Ebely time | taking za balls in my hand, | ret it go and I can't get high scole. | sought ! hab too big ball so eben I tly anozzer palson’s ball because his much smalru. | can hold much more easy, but still 'm sucking not so good, Still | can hab a good time. Za scleen was supa! Aftaru ebery time you shoot, you see dilection of ball going on tb. scleen. | bad so I can onry see lepray of ‘my sucking! Zen we watch togezer and laughing so hard. Next time | rebenge to get high scole! And | make zem suck! NEXT MONSU. ‘Much peopory want to teaching Engurishu in Japun? Student roans sucks, light? Okay. | gib you scoop about teaching Engurishu in Japun. | gib you some adbice.