Aquarius ~ Your cusp is burgeoning and things in your side of the hemi- _ sphere are spelling all green for go. It’s time to take off, baby, and this is your cosmic guide to the affairs of just about everything going, that it’s time to kick some ass. This is auntie Gilda, coming straight at your from the Florida swamp with a voodoo-love horo- scope that is inspired by the bog spirits, and she says ride. Pisces ~ ok, January is nearly over and it is about time for the fresh tracks to begin. Let go of all that anxiety that has been weighing ya down, tonight you should go home, have a steamy bath with loads of bubbles and slip into somthing delightful oh ya .get ready for the time of your life. Tonight could be the beginning of a sassy new romance...keep dreaming of a white birthday. Aries ~ don’t you wish that people would stop sniffing rubber cement when you are trying to write the horiscpes, it has a way of interupting yur trane of... Taurus ~ when | woke up this morn- ing, I looked at the sky. While I slept, I saw a crimson bull charging through a field of daisies dressed in suits and ties. When I looked at the morning stars, I knew...] knew why I had had this strange premonition. Taurus is in the house of Mars— and Venus at the same time. It is time for all those taurus types out there to become new warriors of love and to stomp on the conservative china shops of the greedy and uncaring corporate scum. Gemini ~ Someone told me that this is the month for all those Gemini’s to branch out and seek a new identity. This could be as simple trying a new fragrence or explor- ing those contempo- rary shades of lip enhansers (hey have you tried Revlon’s new recipe for frosted mocha java splash brunette?) But for those who prefer a more subtle touch... Cancer ~ You see your own reflection and you are still becoming your own fantasy...don’t stop dreaming. Before you know it the sun will be shinning again and you will be running around (butt naked)in dusty orchards, mmm... — ripe with those sweet and delightfull little tropical mangos and papayas. You will be feeling so hot, so sexy, So full of life and good fucking loving that you will not even notice the little bumble bees nipping at your bronzed cheeks of desire...but until then just dine on frozen strawberries and cool whiptm...oh yes, groove bab groove. Leo ~ I always loved the leo’s...wild cats with big hearts. And. you too are in for a big surprise. As always, your love life is warm and full of sencerety, but it is time now for you to wake up and take charge of your life. It is important that you begin to direct some of this warm and endearing en- n 1, Ly O t. C O p eC by leo the scope and madame jzsa jzsa ergy into somthing totally wild...like just totally out there. This is where the surprise comes in... go On Surprise your friends, surprise the world, surprise your- self. You are in the lime light baby...go CY aZZZZZZZZZZZZZLIZZZ Virgo ~ hmmm... I am lost in dreams about Virgil, my first love my first hate, my first rock through the window. Memory is somthing we sometimes take for granted. I think that this is the month for madness. Recalling all those past impressions, little pictures in your mind, and making them into a strange soup of pleasure and delight. I think it is important for all you V.’s to wake up - quite your dreaming and celebrate the past, hell celebrate the present - the future....just cel- ebrate life. Enough of that cosmic ad- vice, just kick up your heels...shake your rumpa Libra~Close your tired eyes and take a well deserved rest, oh mistress of the scales, because you deserve it. It’s time for you to replenish that sense of order that resides in deep within the karmic heart of your soul sign, and set your inner workings aright. You cannot rage and roar within your sphere if you do not first look within and set mat- ters aright there. Scorpio~ Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio.’ You just continue to amaze me. New challenges are noth- ing to you. You take a little time to re- orient yourself, and you merge into whatever it was you wanted to do. Re- member as always, your Self-importnce will be what fouls you up. Think of others, at the same time as you are aware of your own power— do not put your self above them, and you'll be more than o.k. Sagittarius~ When was the last time you smelled the air that surrounds you? Oh ram buddy of mine, this is the time when you should come out of your little moun- tain hide-away and look at your surrondings. Pay close attention to the eyelashes on the window-sill, the small pebbles in the drive way. Look at your world, and open your awareness to the things in you everyday life that you didn’t see be- fore. If you look you can see something new every day. Capricorn~ Don’t you love how shad- ows fall through venetian blinds? I do. This isn’t just a horoscope, it’s haiku, 80’s style, and it’s Capricorn’s message for this month. Aquarius ~ Your cusp is burgeoning and things in your side of the hemi- sphere are speling all green for go. It’s time to take off, baby, and this is your cosmic guide to the affairs of just about everything going, that it’s time to kick some ass. This is auntie ida, coming straight at your from the Florida swamp with a voodoo-love horo- scope that is inspired by the bog spirits, and she says ride. Pisces ~ ok, January is nearly over and it is about time for the fresh tracks to begin. Let go of all that anxiety that has been weighing ya down, tonight you should go home, have a steamy bath with loads of bubbles and slip into somthing delightful oh ya get ready for the time of your life. Tonight could be the beginning of a sassy new romance...keep dreaming of a white birthday. Aries ~ don’t you wish that people would stop sniffing rubber cement when you are trying to write the horiscpes, it has a way of interupting yur trane of, Taurus ~ when | woke up this morn- ing, | looked at the sky. While I slept, I saw a crimson bull charging through a field of daisies dressed in suits and ties. When I looked at the morning stars, I knew... knew why Thad had this strange premonition. Taurus is in the house of Mars— and Venus at the same time. Itis time for all those taurus types out there to become new warriors of love and to stomp on the conservative china shops of the greedy and uncaring corporate scum. Gemini ~ Someone told me that this is, the month for all those Gemini’s to branch out and seek a new identity. This could be as simple trying a new fragrence or explor- ing those contempo- rary shades of lip enhansers (hey have you tried Revion’s new recipe for frosted mocha java splash brunette?) But for those who prefer a more subtle touch... Cancer ~ You see your own reflection and you are still becoming your own fantasy...don’t stop dreaming. Before you know it the sun will be shinning again and you will be running around (butt naked)in dusty orchards, mmm... ripe with those sweet and delightful little tropical mangos and papayas. You will be feeling so hot, SO sexy, so full of life and good fucking loving that you will not even notice the little bumble bees nipping at your bronzed cheeks of desire...but until then just dine on frozen strawberries and cool whiptm...oh yes, groove baby groove. Leo ~ I always loved the leo’s.. .wild cats with big hearts. And. you too are in for a big surprise. As always, your love life is warm and full of sencerety, but it is time now for you to wake up and take charge of your life. It is important that you begin to direct some of this warm and endearing en- ergy into somthing totally wild...like just totally out there. This is where the surprise comes in... go on surprise your friends, surprise the world, surprise your- self. You are in the lime light baby.. crazcazeazzzze: Virgo ~ hmmm. am lost in dreams about Virgil, my first love my first hate, my first rock through the window. Memory is somthing we sometimes take for granted. I think that this is the month for madness. Recalling all those past impressions, little pictures in your mind, and making them into a strange soup of pleasure and delight. I think it is important for all you V.’s to wake up - quite your dreaming and celebrate the past, hell celebrate the present - the future....just cel- ebrate life. Enough of that cosmic ad- vice, just kick up your heels...shake your rumpa Libra~Close your tired eyes and take a well deserved rest, oh mistress of the scales, because you deserve it. It’s time for you to replenish that sense of order that resides in deep within the karmic heart of your soul sign, and set your inner workings aright. You cannot rage and roar within your sphere if you do not first look within and set mat- ters aright there. Scorpio~ Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio. You just continue to amaze me. New challenges are noth- ing to you. You take a little time to re- orient yourself, and you merge into whatever it was you wanted to do. Re- member as always, your self-importnce will be what fouls you up. Think of others, at the same time as you are aware of your own power— do not put your self above them, and you'll be more than 0.k. Sagittarius~ When was the last time you smelled the air that surrounds you? Oh ram buddy of mine, this is the time when you should come out of your little moun- tain hide-away and look at your surrondings. Pay close attention to the eyelashes on the window-sill, the small pebbles in the drive way. Look at your world, and open your awareness to the things in you everyday life that you didn’t see be- fore. If you look you can see something new every day. Capricorn~ Don't you love how shad- ows fall through venetian blinds? | do. This isn’t just a horoscope, it’s haiku, 80's style, and it’s Capricorn’s message for this month.