Munchkin and Peg-Leg step into the bar and the
TUNE GINS eget nes inne i sunatey

Munchkin- Oh my, it was dead, expect for a few
cougars, and there was an overwhelming sense
of anticipation for the upcoming awkward small-
talk that | knew that | would be doing to fill the
silent moments in conversation.

Peg-Leg- Headed right for the bar and got a
drink, so | would at least be able to look at, let
alone talk to, the spineless brats from high school
that never talked to me then, but always do now
like they’re glad to see me or something.

Munchkin- 1 drink, | had to drive, which made
me feel more uncomfortable about the evening.
This was the first time that | saw Peg-Leg all
liquored up.

Peg-Leg- Once the beer started flowing..........
the real fun of drunkin’ mingling began. Talking to
jock frat boys and guys from high school that
don’t seem to have grown up any in the past 4
years.

Munchkin-...Frat boys...oh Peggy...most of
them looked like they had sticks shoved way up
their asses, especially when you brought up the
stuff we're doing in school. You're mild intoxica-
tion blinded you from the looks of "how do we get
rid of these girls".

Peg-Leg- Granted but you've got to agree that it
was a little fun believing to be part of "that"
crowd for just one night. Kind of like Cinderella
but more twisted and tanked... with beer...

Munchkin- Sure Peg...beer...for you, not me,
don't forget | had to drive.............

Adventures of Peg-Leg and Wiunchkin

ADVENTURE #1: Trek to the Local Watering Hole

SETTING: Local bar on White Rock strip-the OB. The place to go to see the popular high school folk

(rich and white, after all this is White Rock).
TIME: 4 years after graduation

PRE-ADVENTURE: Peg-Leg and Munchkin get dolled up to fit into the local popular crowd. The hour
of pain staking grooming and outfit changes was long and tortuous. But the result was a mirror image,
well as good as could have been expected from limited attire, of those from high school who Peg-Leg

and Munchkin could not relate to.

Ya, Cinderella. My Prince Charming was one of
those weasely boys from high school who had

never noticed who | was before that night, and
then was saying how | was his girlfriend as he

wrapped his sleazy arm around my waist.

Peg-Leg- Come on (burp!) You know you loved it
(hick-up!) He sure did even though he was pissed
and probably wouldn't have even remembered
meeting you the next morning, let alone how many
beers he had. But | could give a shit because in
the passed 4 years they haven't changed and
they're still stuck in the same hole as before.

Munchkin- That's why | left early...no
alcohol...the surreal atmosphere was too much,
very strange.

Peg-Leg- Hence the reason why | had all the
beer as | did. To make the atmosphere softer
looking and more inviting. And it’s not that it was-
n't because it was with all those drunk people
wanting to "get to know me".

Munchkin- | did have fun; it’s funny watching
drunk people when you're sober.

Peg-Leg- Munch; it’s always fun watching drunk
people...I bet it was watching me drunk?...I'm
always bun when I'm drunk... (burp!)

Munchkin- Ya Peg. You know how much beer
you had? Things weren't soft anymore, things
were just all hazy.

Peg-Leg- Oh you know you had fun talking to the
skaters they'd be more fun then anyone in that
place (MY prince charming of White Rock). And
it’s the only reason | go to that place.

Munchkin- Ya...| suppose... but | had more fun

watching you...you know a little slurring, stagger-
ing...touchiness... hee, hee. | left, you know so
you could get somewhere so you could have
some REAL fun.

(Munchkin goes home to warm bed.)

Peg-Leg- Leaving me to let loose and have the
fun | relly wanted. And not getting home until
4am...

Munchkin- You know how many times I’ve heard
that time change.....

Peg-Leg- And looking back on the night as if it
were a dream, that is until | smelt the beer and
cigarette smoke in my hair (but no Prince
Charming. ..well not yet!)

Moral of the story: If you go out to a bar before
you drink make sure that there isn’t anyone unde-
sirable from your past who you know will definitely
be there...if there are people like this who will be
there then...go directly to the

bar... DRINK...DRINK...DRINK... But don’t
make an ass of yourself unless you're really
pissed...Just ask Peg-Leg.

‘Til our next encounter,

Munchkin and Peg-Leg

Cy

Mancakin i

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Kaylee