WHISTLING DEVICE invented by our new
Vice-President, Mr. Arthur Morton for
use in warning straying onlookers from
your path of vision, or for cheering

yourself up on long sketching trips.

THIRD YEAR DIARY

Dear Palette:

Once more the end of a hard year's
work draws fear, and the industrious
"Seekers of Beauty" can begin to
think about a work-filled summer. an
afraid thatias about as far as tt poes
for most of us - It is so much nicer to
sit in the shade of the old apple troe,
or what have you, and allow the mind to
wender up hill and down dale questing
for the form and colour in the great
out doors, than to drag a reluctant
body there.

Well “dear readers", since the last
time you heard from us, third year does
not seem to have set the ~orld afire,
with their brains, canvasses, designs,
or whatever it is they have, so I'm
afraid we shall say no more about them
except that Giles, that masterly Don
Juan, has cast roving eyes on many lus-
cious little ladies (besides his six
blondes) thereby breaking the hecrts of
his cast-off loves. Oh me} I'm abso-
lutely crushed. So if you detect a sad
hopeless (and how) feeling in thiswrite
up you will know that the reason is not
entirely due to bidding farewell to the
graduates,

Anyway we wish all the fourth years
the best of luck and may all their
plans for the future turn out as de~
sired, Congratulations to the newlyweds
too.

Well, this is the last time your in-
telligence will be put upon to read
this diary (if you have). However,
thanks for supporting the paper and may
your holidays be crammed with fun, joy
and hilerity.

Now to decide whether to hand in
this waste-basket lining or consign it
to it's rightful place. —

os. Joan Breun.
SECRETS OF A BACHELOR'S LIFE WITH
THOSE UNIQUE YOUNG LADIES OF ROOM 28...

Gentlemen prefer blondes --- so we
begin with our blonde. Tall and slender
of figure, this young lady loves chopp-
ing rood; an abundance of fresh air;
lots of snow - evon in July. She de-
lights in opening all the windows on
the pretext that the room is stuffy, so
your bachelor promptly takes a chill
and pleads with her to close them,

_ Now comes a young lady with: a*charm~
ing olive complexion; lovely dark wavy
hairs who foolishly wentto one of those
would-be beauty parlors and turns up
one fine morning looking thore like one
of those dusky beauties of East Africa,
Time seems to have removed these extra
curls, but she slips again, and this
time its Nelson Eddy. I must write Nel
son a line telling him of this budding
artist who can't get a night's rest be-
cause he sings "Rose-Marie”.

Pleasantly plump is the best descrip
tion of a rather good natured young la-
dy who likes being nursemaid and en-
joys annoying your bachelor by singing
any song he doesn't like.

There is one young brunette who
likes to take long walks in parks, not
by herself, either, who becomes greatly
annoyed when stitching; is always go-
ing to scream and never does; and who
strenuously objects to the bachelor tap
ping his feet, his pencils or rattling
his painting brush in a jar of water.

‘The petite member of room 28 is very
much like the sunshine, Here one min~
ute and gone the next. She likes living
on Lily Avenue, has been known not to
get to bed until the sun gets up. Likes
to chew gum.

"Who is the stately figure on the
stairs?" - a friend of mine asks. "Oh?

That's a young lady who not only Imows

- memeeacet ie
iP ln ORY 5 a”