LITTLE tail fins, cvorybody thought it was "the most"; Now

evory car has fins. You arc a "square" if you drive an automo-

bilc without six foot high tail fins with throe stop lights, two
flashers and a miniature Radar scanner,

Of courso, no home is modern unless it possess a Pink
Refrigorator with a two-way door. It's lovely! It's beautiful!
But you dare not ask if it Jecops food calla,

The advcrtisors scream their magic word. PROGRESS!
Again mankind has takon anothcr significant step up that great
pyramid of civilization.

Nightly Pin-Ups ... Those sad girls who have seven
dates a week can now smile. Tho answor--Scicntific Hair Spray-+
solidifies your coiffuro into a plastic mold that can only be
romovcd “by a°sculptor's chisel,

if you have fallen prey to all those things, if your
life goal is a low ranch stylo home that looks like a space

ship, complotely furnishcd with o Hi-Fi, a pink bathtub, a

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yellow telcphone, one 6'x10' abstract painting above a combina-
tion indoor bavbecue fireplace; and parked in the carport-- a

390 h.p. automobile with six headlights--thon Creoping Mcatball-

ism has entered your life. You will become awarc of invisible |
strings attached to your arms and legs, and when the dictators |

manipulate their fingers you will dance ... but, what will com-

fort you most, is that you are not alone,

- allen beanlands