the newface

facial hair is the final frontier. moustache, goatee, beard, soulpatch,
sideburn. i want to bring facial hair into the fuckin future! i'm of the
asian persuasion. you all have potential. lets fuck up the face with
hair! i need you to. i cannot grow any field.

t h e sun f ! OWES: the first example of style.

tractor is the man because he let me fuck his hair. he grew It out
for three months. that's dedication. the circular sideburn extension.
his beard was amazing. some girl commented she didn't like
beards. she liked goatees. men and women like this are keeping
you down. fuck goatees. many men have potential. it's a right to
have facial hair. grow it for me. i need your strength and facial hair.
people will stare, the battle will be hard. but they'll stare with
eyes of jealousy. especially the women.

dirty dozen:

1. headphones 2. ocelot

3. moss 4. sheriff2000

5. extendedadolf 6. curchin
7. varicoz 8. an1Oae

9. suedechinese 10.softgrid
11. genghiscon

12. sunflower (shown)