THE PAINT BOX Page Nineteen

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Hr—Do you draw from life?
SHE—-Yes.

He—So do I.

SHE—Oh, do your
He—Yes, I’m a dentist.

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Patron—I would like to buy a landscape.

Artist—I haven't one now, but will you come back in fifteen minutes ?

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Q.—What is the difference between the death of a hairdresser and the death of
a sculptor?

A—The hairdresser curls up and dyes, and the sculptor makes faces and busts.

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Oxtp Lapy—What do you like painting in best?
PAINTER—The nude.

Orp Lapy—Don’t you find it rather cold?

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Girt—Don’t you get tired of making the same design ?

DrstGNER—On no, when I get tired of making a row of whirly curlies I do a
row of curly-whirlies.

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There are two kinds of jokes to laugh at:
1. Those told by masters.

2. Funny jokes.