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Lying: Not an option

Everyday you/I/we LIE THROUGH OUR TEETH. This, in its
ers me is that people wont fess up to it when they get caught.

| don't care if you lie. If the lie is convincing enough to fool me, more power to you.

If you are going to lie, make it something good, don’t lie about some stupid shit, like saying you bought
milk when you really didn’t. | could refute this lie by opening the fridge, so don’t bother. The lie should
be pretty ridiculous, but not ridiculous enough to make it unbelievable.

Those of you looking to lie but unable to find the right opportunity, try starting with stories about scars
that you have. Tales of battle-wounds are always fun to hear, and it provides the right scenario for that
extra little infringement on the truth that you have been searching for.

Who's to say whether that scar on your knuckle is from that time you cut yourself while carving a pump-

kin in grade six, or because you got in a street fight at thirteen and after uppercutting some dude trying
to jump you, had to pull his front teeth from out of your hand.

| hope these words provide a sufficient launching pad for those of you looking to add more lies to your
daily routine, while at the same time setting down some ground rules for the nefarious liars amongst us

already.

Good Luck

Morgan Watt 0)