Smith's. mig The Story Of Ricky (a.k.a. Rikki-Oh) Ah, The Story Of Ricky. Just when you think that modern action cinema has run out of ways to mutilate the human form in really exciting and flamboyant ways, along comes a reassuring film like The Story Of Ricky, a film that still manages to make you cringe and fall off of your seat in gleeful shock and disgust. Ricky, you see, sort of has super human strength, and when he gets put in jail with a bunch of drug dealers after he murdered a drug dealer who, in turn, murdered his girlfriend, all hell breaks loose. Sometimes | just can't figure out how these flicks get green-lighted. | mean, | know there's a market out there for them because I'm part of it, but | have a hard time imagining that one brave executive who puts up his hand in a meeting and says, "Yes | think we should fund this movie because | really think that scene where Ricky punches a big, exploding hole through that fat guy's stomach is really cool and will sell this movie like McDonald's french fries, even more than the scene where that huge fellow claps his hands together and pops a guy's head." Ah, The Story Of Ricky. Definitely a mas-. terpiece along the lines of Evil Dead and Dead Alive. You must watch this film. Deadful Melody starring Brigette Lin and Yuen Biao. (1993) If you missed this at The Ridge last October (where it was shown in a double bill with Female Convict Scorpion - Jailhouse 41, a movie about which | shall refrain from com- menting for fear of that showing's organizers fierce retribution), | strongly suggest that you pick it up on video. With the exception of a handful of films, I've never been a big fan of video suggestions for the socially basement-ridden Well, | was going to write a little column on some cool martial arts flicks, but I've seen a few movies outside that genre this month that I'd really like to recommend. So it's just a mish-mash. Hope no one gets confused. the "cable-action" style (where action moves are enhanced through the use of invisible or digi- tally removed cables attached to the actors; think The Matrix), but Deadful Melody is just so overboard that it won me over. It seems like every shot has like ten crazy martial arts war- riors flying through the air or exploding in the air or getting parts of their anatomy removed in the air. And not only that, but people get killed with musical instruments. As for plot, well, there's lots of people flying through the air. Network starring Robert Duvall, Faye Dunaway, Peter Finch, and William Holden, directed by Sidney Lumet. (1976) Am | the only person who hadn't seen this | movie? If I'm not, if there are some other unlucky blokes reading this who haven't yet seen Peter Finch declare that he's going to kill himself on a national news television program, then let me tell you to check it out. It's oddly prescient, this film, as it declares a network's desire for ratings so strong that it's willing to air any act of sensationalistic depravity, from manic rants and psychic chats to weekly installments of terrorist home videos and live assassinations. Undoubtedly scathing in its time, it still packs quite a punch today, but perhaps more, now, for its retrospectively accurate assessment. Winter Sleepers (a.k.a. Winterschlafer) directed by Tom Tykwer. (1997) Winter Sleepers floats along through the lives of its five sometimes unknowingly intercon- nected main characters, Rebecca, Rene, Laura, Marco, and Theo. Interconnected how, you ask? Well, Rebecca and Laura live together, and one night Rebecca's boyfriend, Rene, stops by for a shag, leaving his car unlocked by accident. Marco, who's walking home drunk, steals the car and goes for a ride. He is nearly run off the road by Theo, who is driving poorly and who, himself, ends up crashing, severely injuring his daughter. His daughter is taken to the hospital and is operated on by Laura, who eventually starts dating Marco, who has memory loss and can't figure out why his new girlfriend's house and Rene's car look familiar. Theo goes on the hunt for the owner of the car that caused his accident and is led to Rene. After that there's a lot of misinterpretation and miscommunication, but the film draws inexorably towards a strangely logical conclusion. Made by the same German guy who made Run Lola Run, Winter Sleepers was actually made first but is just seeing the light of day over here for the first time on the big screen and on video (simultaneously, for some reason). It is by far the better of the two, engaging, beautiful, and lyrical. And when | say "lyrical", that means don't expect the brainless MTViness of Lola. This one has a far more relaxed pace, and it's a finer film for it. Last House On The Left directed by Wes Craven. (1972) Okay, so Phyllis and Mari go to a concert in the city to celebrate the latter's birthday, but when they get there they try and get some ganja. They get picked up by a band of loony escaped convicts who beat, torture, and rape them. This film's not for everyone. But it just might be for those who are into having their brains shocked out of their heads by some seri- ous debasement. Hey, anybody interested in free movie tickets? For real? Well, | get lots, so if you're a student or if you're willing to buy me alcohol stop by the Influx office and I'll pass them on. And yes, you're still allowed to bring me alcohol even if you don't want to see a movie. Smith's. mig i-Oh) The Story Of Ricky (a.k.a. Ri ‘Ah, The Story Of Ricky. Just when you think that modem action cinema has run out of ways to mutilate the human form in really exciting and flamboyant ways, along comes a reassuring film like The Story Of Ricky, a film that still manages to make you cringe and fall off of your seat in gleeful shock and disgust. Ricky, you see, sort of has super human strength, and when he gets put in jail with a bunch of drug dealers after he murdered a drug dealer who, in turn, murdered his girlfriend, all hell breaks loose. Sometimes I just can't figure out how these flicks get green-lighted. | mean, | know there's a market out there for them because I'm part of it, but I have a hard time imagining that one brave executive who puts up his hand in a meeting and says, "Yes | think we should fund this movie because I really think that scene where Ricky punches a big, exploding hole through that fat guy's stomach is really cool and will sell this movie like McDonald's french fries, even more than the scene where that huge fellow claps his hands together and pops a guy's head." ‘Ah, The Story Of Ricky. Definitely a mas- terpiece along the lines of Evil Dead and Dead Alive. You must watch this film. Deadful Melody starring Brigette Lin and Yuen Biao. (1993) If you missed this at The Ridge last October (where it was shown in a double bill with Female Convict Scorpion - Jailhouse 41, movie about which | shall refrain from com- menting for fear of that showing's organizers fierce retribution), | strongly suggest that you pick it up on video. With the exception of a handful of films, I've never been a big fan of video suggestions for the socially basement-ridden Well, | was going to write a little column on some cool martial arts flicks, but I've seen a few movies outside that genre this month that I'd really like to recommend. So it's just a mish-mash. Hope no one gets confused. the “cable-action" style (where action moves are enhanced through the use of invisible or digi- tally removed cables attached to the actors; think The Matrix), but Deadful Melody is just so overboard that it won me over. It seems like every shot has like ten crazy martial arts war- riors flying through the air or exploding in the air or getting parts of their anatomy removed in the air. And not only that, but people get killed with musical instruments. As for plot, well, there's lots of people flying through the air. Network starring Robert Duvall, Faye Dunaway, Peter Finch, and William Holden, directed by Sidney Lumet. (1976) ‘Am | the only person who hadn't seen this movie? If I'm not, if there are some other unlucky blokes reading this who haven't yet seen Peter Finch declare that he's going to kill himself on a national news television program, then let me tell you to check it out. It's oddly prescient, this film, as it declares a network's desire for ratings so strong that it's willing to air any act of sensationalistic depravity, from manic rants and psychic chats to weekly installments of terrorist home videos and live assassinations Undoubtedly scathing in its time, it still packs quite a punch today, but perhaps more, now, for its retrospectively accurate assessment. Winter Sleepers (a. Winterschlafer) directed by Tom Tykwer. (1997) Winter Sleepers floats along through the lives of its five sometimes unknowingly intercon- nected main characters, Rebecca, Rene, Laura, ‘Marco, and Theo. Interconnected how, you ask? Well, Rebecca and Laura live together, and one night Rebecca's boyfriend, Rene, stops by for a shag, leaving his car unlocked by accident. Marco, who's walking home drunk, steals the car and goes for a ride. He is nearly run off the road by Theo, who is driving poorly and who, himself, ends up crashing, severely injuring his daughter. His daughter is taken to the hospital and is operated on by Laura, who eventually starts dating Marco, who has memory loss and can't figure out why his new girlfriend's house and Rene's car look familiar. Theo goes on the hunt for the owner of the car that caused his accident and is led to Rene. After that there's a lot of misinterpretation and miscommunication, but the film draws inexorably towards a strangely logical conclusion Made by the same German guy who made Run Lola Run, Winter Sleepers was actually made first but is just seeing the light of day over here for the first time on the big screen and on video (simultaneously, for some reason). It is by far the better of the two, engaging, beautiful, and lyrical. And when | say "lyrical", that means don't expect the brainless MTViness of Lola. This one has a far more relaxed pace, and it's a finer film for it Last House On The Left directed by Wes Craven. (1972) Okay, so Phyllis and Mari go to a concert in the city to celebrate the latter's birthday, but when they get there they try and get some ganja. They get picked up by a band of loony escaped convicts who beat, torture, and rape them. This film's not for everyone. But it just might be for those who are into having their brains shocked out of their heads by some seri- ous debasement Hey, anybody interested in free movie tickets? For real? Well, | get lots, so if you're a student or if you're willing to buy me alcohol stop by the Influx office and I'll pass them on. And yes, you're still allowed to bring me alcohol even if you don't want to see a movie. @