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Please submit your question and/or statement to the Ace Ignoring School, via the information office, in the newspaper box. AAU TOT A) > POV TAT 18 ADVERTISEMENT Ace Texorinc Scxoot Good morning. soon. At that time the Lord said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives, and circumcise again the children of Israel the second time. Is once not enough? A second time couldn't do any good. If you peel a banana twice, you'll carve into the fruit it- self. This isn't a dirty subject; the Bible is pretty clean. Well, it's a big bestseller, and just because people buy books mostly full of sex and violence doesn't make the Bible dirty. Does it? Are you hurt or angry? If the Bible is important to you, you won't want to hear it slandered. If you are insulted or upset, or even trying to ignore what you are reading, then maybe you are the kind of person I want. Good morning again. I represent the Ace Ignoring School. The introduction there is just to catch your atten- tion, and test your ability to Ignore. Chances are, if you're an average person, you've had some informal training already in Ignoring and so needed that extra something to catch your eye. But informal training is little in the world of ignoring. The Ace Ignoring School offers you the real thing. Have you passed’ someone in the street, looked into his (or her) face, and not had your presence acknowledged in the least? Have you tried to get someone's attention, and ended up instead feeling like you don't exist? If these and other incidents have happened to you, then it's possible you were talking to a graduate of the Ace Ignoring School. Our graduates are everywhere. People who can Ignore are admired; Ignoring is a true and fine art, acquired through long hours of practice and application. Not everyone is up to it, but with proper training most can become proficient. Consider the benefits of having this useful skil - No longer needing to put up with strangers' annoy- ing queries for the time of day, directions, etc. - Being able to walk by beggars, bums and street musicians without paying a cent. It's still dark, but the sun will be up - Freedom from charity groups, animal groups, peace societies, and other pests. - Never again feeling obliged to give blood - so what if the clinics offer free donuts! = Best of all, elimination of those troublesome dealings with friends, family, lovers and associates. ‘This and more, from knowing how to Ignore! This Ace Ignoring School has improved the lives of thou- sands. You too can acquire a skill not worth being without Benefit from the courses offered - learn the techniques o: the Cold Shoulder; the Straight-Ahead Stare; the Quick Brushoff; the difficult Withering Glance. Here is your opportunity. Enrol today! Call the Ace Ignoring School, listed in your telephone directory or in the Yellow Pages under 'Self Improvement". Or, contact Mr. Lowell Norris through this newspaper. P.S. Please submit your question and/or statement to the ‘Ace Ignoring School, via the information office, in the newspaper box. _ Z 9 + pan"