CATPROBABLY Hare Ne

last month nicholas baglivo had a scary dream where he was
backstage giving cake a pound for their cool video ‘long jack-
et/short skirt’. from his home he says

"i woke up laughing and crying and i noticed i was having a manic
episode. somehow my mom tricked me. i ended up at a place called
‘haven by the sea' and i was enrolled in a month long program called
‘phase I'. steven horwood calls it 'rehab camp’. what else can i say?
it's all about breathing, hugs, enlightenment, shoulder rubbing circles,
honest dialogue and three square meals a day. i feel like ben affleck.
iam now back in town and will be forming a posse for fryertuck."

circa then

| was a mere 7 years old

not the luckiest girl

| tripped the broken mirrors under the ladder
on a street crack

the orwellian paranoia had passed

figuring 87 would relocate big bro

never happened never was & never will
cause georgie was ahead of his time, comrade

come to think of it

we were not so far behind

the oilers won the stanley cup

a shame i'm not an albertan

‘joshua tree' cassettes were getting worn out
like a comfy pair of ass-hugging acid wash jeans
& ‘fatal attraction introduced lapin brouilli

a shame i can't cook

prozac became the ultilegitimate sweet
& i've been hopping merrily merrily merrily ever since

by: karen zalamea