stuff is dumb by? M Of GAN WATT SPACE IS REALLY BIG. So how come we're always running out of it? I'll tell you why. It’s because we, as people, are so devoted to the idea of having a ‘comfortable’ living environment. Think about it, over two-thirds of Canada is almost completely unpopulated; the ratio is something like 10 people per square kilometer. So why aren't we living there? Because we're so intent on having these luxuries that we absolutely can't live without, access to the many things that Vancouver's populace has to offer. For example, a variety of nightlife experiences ranging from live music of any variety to the latest films to come out of Bollywood. However, with these comforts comes an onslaught of crap. The specialization of business is at an all time high with places like pet daycare and magnet stores popping up all over our city. When was the last time you said to yourself ‘If only this city had a a Wn SUBJECT TO Ae CLASSIFICATION wow whalwomenwantmovie com SOI ON COLUMAMA/SENY MOS SOUND TRAL IN THEATRES DECEMBER 15 photo by bbeck magnet store, | could actually live here in happiness!’ How do these places stay in business? This is what is taking up all this valuable space and making the city uncomfortable and aggravating. Organizations with a more humanitarian outlook could be using this space to better the moral fiber of our communities rather than the money-hungry companies now in place, which proceed to pull our living space into an ever-declining pit of consumer shitdom. Then again, maybe the root of the whoever it is out there buying shit from these societal piss-holes, knock it off problem lies at a more individual level, there must be a demand for these places or else they wouldn't be there, right? So whoever it is out there buying shit from these societal piss-holes, knock it off. Your basement shrine to crappy Canadian souvenirs is never going to put you on the front-page of the newspaper. But that guy isn't the only culprit, oh no, you're partly to blame too. | want you to go home and look around. How much of this stuff do you need? | bet you could get rid of at least half the crap in your house and still live a healthy life-style; in fact | know you could. So go ahead get a big garbage bag and start tossing, think about all the space you're going to free up. You'll have so much space by the time you're done that you'll be able to move to an apartment half the size you live in now, and save a few hundred dollars a month, which you can spend on going out and having fun. So go ahead, get started. Alright, fact of the matter is | know you're not just going to throw away all that stuff you've spent years compiling. You can call me a hypocrite, becatise | am. I'll tell you one thing, I'm not throwing away a single solitary thing. Why? Because, I've got some cool-ass stuff, that's why, | enjoy the cramped claustrophobic environment | create for myself. Screw space, stuff is cool. stuff is dumb by; M OPN GAN WATT SPACE IS REALLY BIG. So how come we're always running out of it? I'll tell you why, It's because we, as People, are so devoted to the idea of having a ‘comfortable’ living environment. Think about it, over two-thirds of Canada is almost completely unpopulated: the ratio is something like 10 people per square kilometer. So why aren't we living there? Because we're 0 intent on having these luxuries that we absolutely can’t live without, access to the many things that Vancouver's populace has to offer. For example, a variety of nightlife experiences ranging from live music of any variety to the latest films to come out of Bollywood. However, with these comforts comes an onslaught of crap. The specialization of business is at an all time high with paces lke pet daycare and magnet stores popping up all over our city. When was the last time you said to yourself ‘if only this city had a ~“SHeifiasithe powers to hear everythi Je 4 women are thinKitag} ‘ ant an is listening. Pb ere IN THEATRES DECEMBER 15 magnet store, | could actually live here in happiness How do these places stay in business? This is what is taking up all this valuable space and making the city uncomfortable and aggravating. Organizations with a ‘more humanitarian outlook could be using this space to better the moral fier of our communities rather than the ‘money-hungry companies now in place, which proceed to pull our living space into an ever-declining pit of consumer shitdom. Then again, maybe the root of the whoever it is out there buying shit from these societal piss-holes, knock it off problem lies at a more individual level, there must be a demand for these places or ese they wouldn't be there, right? So whoever it is out there buying shit from these societal piss-holes, knock it off. Your basement shrine to crappy Canadian souvenirs is never going to put you on the front-page of the newspaper. But that ‘Buy isn't the only culprit, oh no, you'te partly to blame too. | want you to go home and look around. How much of this stuff do you need? I bet you could get rid of at least half the crap in your house and still ive a healthy life-style; in fact | know you could. So go ahead get a big garbage bag and start tossing, think about all the space you're going to free up. You'll have so much space by the time you're done that you'll be able to move to an apartment half the size you live in now, and save a few hundred dollars a month, which you can spend on going out and having fun So go ahead, get started. ‘Aight, fact of the matter is | know you're not just. going to throw away all that stuff you've spent years compiling You can call me a hypocrite, becatise | am. I'l tell you one thing, I'm not throwing away a single solitary thing. Why? Because, I've got some cool-ass stuff, that’s why, I enjoy the cramped claustrophobic environment | create for myself. Screw space, stuff is cool 15 _@)