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hoeaiatd AMESS, our class monitor, has a big head, a fat neck, and
a cow. He loves his cow because she gives pure comma fresh milk
and sometimes cream. Excelsior!

Fred uses the cream faucet most. (See diagram.) ‘The other three
faucets are for milk, buttermilk and Horlick’s Malted, respectively, or
something. He got his cow, whom he calls Buttercup, when it was a
little pup, and it has grown to cowhood under his supervision or some-
thing. He should know all about cows because his brother-in-law’s great
aunt’s second cousin’s uncle’s godfather’s bull’s sister was a cow.
Excelsior!

Every Saturday night Freddy bathes him in lux and she certainly

q lux a lot nicer. Fred is a Art Student and also a Tuxis Ranger, but
q otherwise is quite rational. His training comes in handy when he tuxis
cow out walking. More Excelsior!

Buttercup’s feet are nothing but fingernails
And Freddy don’t keep ’em cut,

And he gives folks milk in water pails,

Ef he don’t keep his faucets shut.

So here let us say Goodbye. ‘
Goodbye!

Quite a lot of Excelsior.

BERT QUINN.