webolution.

www.lanceaaron.com

So in a blender you've got Marcel dzhama, Japanese anime and
clever wit, mix it all up and you get something that resembles this
site. From characters like Chad, to yellow guns to requests for
urine lance’s illustrations may be the answer to frequenting late
night sex lines.

www.demo-design.com

Just because a site is irrelevant doesn’t mean it’s not worth
visiting. Demo design offers slick, simplicity and something to
keep the kids coming back. Disguised as a portfolio kid demo
makes flash look effortless, turn up your speakers for this shizzy.

www.mulletsgalore.com

Your dad has one and that’s about all you know about mullet's
right? Not anymore! Visit this site and you can proudly say that
you know what a frolet is and a minitruckmullet is. You'll be at the
top of your class! And don’t forget to nominate your dad for
mullet of the week.

Next month: a thousand uses for that annoying cheese grader and
rollerskating tricks to impress your friends.

“MULLETS: FOR YOU
TODAY, ALMOST FREE!”

lanceaaron.com

Should | Kill Myself or Go See a Matinee?

A series of movie-going experiences reviewed for the amusement
of those who think they are in the movies all the time.

Carter Hayes
Fast & Furious / Gangster#1

It was Tuesday night and | was struck with a feeling of utter
pointlessness and despair, so | went to see a movie. Seeing a
movie on Tuesday night is like trying to read a book at a football
game. There was a queue and all these "rap stars" and "true hip
hop heads" were in line and | wondered, could they be going to
see Gangster #1?

As it turned out they were going to see Fast & Furious. Thank
god for that. | got to the window and asked "How full is the
theatre for Gangster #1" "Only about half full," she said. |
bought a ticket and went in. As | was walking by the concession
stand one guy had his hands in the air, popcorn in one hand and
a big drink in the other. As he sang out, "It's a party y'all!" |
thought to myself "What the hell is this? A Choclair video? That
movie must totally suck."

Anyway, on to Gangster #1. | thought this movie was going to be
another one of those ok,hip, funny, U.K. gangster films that have
been coming out as of late, and guess what? It was! But what
sets this movie apart from it's peers is that it transcends the
genre by quickly moving from hip and funny to dark and
distrubing. One murder scene is so grisly and blood chilling it
changes the entire scope of the movie. | actually shuddered. The
Krays have got nothing on Gangster #1. The Untouchables is a
kid's movie and Scarface is a almost a sitcom in comparison. A
well acted and very psychological movie about what it takes to
be number one.

Sign-off: | see dozens of movies of month. Do you know why? Because I'm
unemployed!