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VI. Art’s SAKE For Our Sake (Educational)—Mr. Scott.
(Intermission will be granted betwen this and the concluding
numbers for the students to search their guests for missing
drawing-boards and easels.)

VII. How to Keep Fit or SwepisH CaLisTHENICS—Educational and
Emotional. Ruth Ware.
(Following this, Miss Ware will give mud massages to any
of the guests in the audience who desire such.)

VIII. OrcHEestrA FINALE.

The proceeds will be used to purchase fire extinguishers for the “com-
mon room.”

nae By Dorothy Hensman
The Pessimist Dedicated to S. H.

“What are you doing?” said Life to me,
As | sat one day in the sun; \

“Never a thing,” said | to him,

“My story’s not yet begun.”

“But it’s going to be pages and pages long,
With pictures of brightest hue!

And all the world will be coming to read
The wonderful things I'll do.”

“But that isn’t usual,” said Life to me; |
“People don’t do that way—
If you’re worth it, they wait until you’re dead
Before they begin to pay.

“They raise a temple over your head—
Plaster it thick with gold!
And talk with delight of the pains you had
Waiting—out in the cold.”