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PICKWICK PARTY PATTER (Continued)

And sa-a-a-y! Ho! We have a space
prepared in a quiet corner with a nurse
and doctor in attendance for those hys-
terically overcome by the mirth quaking
Situations of our little play. When
Harry Hotspur knocks Sir Gasper Scrue-
loose for a goal with a tack hammer,you
will stand and cheer -Oh! Sorry, that's
another play I'm thinking of. We go
positively hoarse with emotion when we
Start talking about the decorations.
There will be a riot - a riot of color
that will have you groggy the minute
you step in the door (see that you do!)
Anyone seen wandering around with a
kind of daffy look on their faces is
not lost = only lost in the beauties of
the color schemes or what have you?

The graduates have promised to do
"Something", We are not allowed to
name the dark horse, because we don't
know ourselves. Rhyme or mime or per=
haps a kit of ballet, eh what? Who
knows ?

And just as if we didn't believe we
had done enough, we have the peppiest
dance orchestra in seven counties - Aw,
shucks! Did I say seven? Even if you
don't feel equal to raising an eyebrow
without having a chiropractic treatment
first - you'll just HAVEto shake a hoof
when that hot rhythm trickles down your
spine, And as you whirl around, you
can take a tug at Santa's chin drapery
he'll be there you know - Why not?

So there you are, all youse guys and
youse gals, That's the lowdown. AI1
you have to do is to step around to
Corinth Eckman and get your tickets.
Special reduction in car load lots (I
mean freight car, of course). And for
the love of Mike BE there ~ everyone
else will! See you later.

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"What are all these?”

"Those are my Mae West problems, Sir."
"What do you mean, Mae West problems?"
"I done tem wrong!”

WHY JOAN SHOULD VEEP ---

Joan, truly a remarkable young lady
with her numerous gentlemen friends,
should weep far more. Nothing touches
the male heart strings so quickly as to
see such a cheery little lass in tears.
Try this, Joan, it might work on me!

Joan, my dear, you should ‘weep for
pbeauty' and those little things that
catch a man's eye. Nothing personal you
understand, but just think you are a
very fine lady with those jade ear-
rings, Whisper stockings and the other
little odds and ends that make up fine
ladies? Try this, Joan, it might work
on me.

And last, but not least, dear Joan
weep for some one to love and care for,
not for me, Ohi My no! I'm a batchel~
or, you know, Still it might work!

-=~ Giles Kitchen.
Mrs, Henpecked (sarcastically):
"I suppose youtve been to see a sick
friend, holding his hand all evening!"
Mr, H, (sadly) "If Itd been holding
his hand, I'd have made some money."
You are charged with throwing your mo-
ther-in-law out of the window,"
"I did it without thinking, Sir."
"Yes, but don't you see how dangerous
it might have been for anyone passing
by at the time,"

"When did you first notice your wife
had fallen out of the car?"

“Everything was so quiet,"

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