october 1997 / planet of the arts 21 ANXIETIES Dear SIHs.. Hanners Dear Ms. Manners: ‘My fiance and I are planning on getting married this fall in Fiji. Is it proper to have a bridal shower? We are planning on a small celebration when we return, but only with our immediate families, so I feel having a shower isn’t the right thing to do. I have expressed this to both fami- lies but am afraid they will surprise me with one. Signed, Confused Bride-to-be Dear Confused, Listen up, girl. I got screwed out of a shower, its gifts, and wedding gifts. Six years later, I’m still pissed off. I had to buy all kinds of things that people normally get given to them — all because I ran off and got married out of town. The only thing I got was a set of cheap dish- es. Take my advice and have a bunch of showers and, if you get any gifts you don’t need, send them to me. Dear Ms. Manners: I have an embarrassing working situation. While sitting in three closed door meetings with just my boss and I, he has the tenden- cy to pass gas. I have ignored this up until now. I foresee this as a real problem. Any suggestions on what to do? Signed, Sharon L. Dear Sharon: Does your boss cut the cheese all day long, or does he save up for meetings? My advice is, talk about it. Get it out in the open, so to speak. Your boss could be suffering from food sen- sitivities*, or it might be as simple as eating too quickly. If it’s an intestinal problem [like ‘back-up’], he might be able to ‘help it along’ with a healthy dose of prunus domestica. Lactobacillus acidophilus could help restore his essential intestinal microflora. If the ‘problem’ persists, he ought to consult a licensed physician to rule out gastritis or an ulcer. ROTION: Abducts thigh, rotates thigh medialiy. *Gas-producing foods include dius in most functions, Assisis gluteus brussels sprouts, cauliflower, turnips, peas, beans, cucumbers, green peppers, cabbage, radishes, melons, or any allergen. Dear Readers, This letter got to Sharon a little too late. She was forced to quit her job after her boss passed wind enn with accompanying surprise; Gategary ii: lpanying surprise; Category I and Category II illus- trate a hard day’s work for Sharon’s boss. 1996 B.C. 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Skill Level | Growth Job é — TAZ i= a NOC Occupation — jot Rate Openings Months 6251 Butchers, Retail & Wholesale "College 10,000 2. 6% 25% 7414 Delivery Drivers Secondary >Avg__2,001-5,000 13% 1 2% 6622 Grocery Clerks & Shelf Stockers Short Train 10,000 111% 1 2% ee en ee Subtotal in Training-Related Occupati 21 62% 8 89% 29 67% Subtotal in Non-Training-Related Occup 13 38% 1 11% 14 33% Subtotal in Occupati with Unk Relationship to Training 0 0% Total Employed 34 100 % 9 100 % 43 100 % ANXIETIES october 1997 / plonet of the orts 24 syutetnationg, Correspondence Schools TiC at Steven Brekelmans Financial Management & Accounting pereins, aipianetri DIPLOMA. eds SOS mere em Dear MMs. Manners : Dear Ms Manners My ance and I are planning on geting marred this fallin Fiji it proper to have a bridal shower? We are planning on a smal celebration when we return, but only with our immediate families, 0 fe having a shower io’ the right thing to do Ihave expressed this o Bot fam Tis bu am afraid they wl surprise me with one Signed, Confused Bride-to-be Dear Confused, Listen up gi. 1 got crewed out of shower, its gifts, and wedding gifts, Six years aterm stl psedof.1 had to buy all kind of things that people normally get given to them ~ al bbcause Iran off and got married out of town, The only thing Igo was ast of cheap dish Take my advice and havea bunch of showers and, if you get any gifts you don't need, send them tome Dear Ms. Manners 1 have an emberrasing working situation, While sting in thre doe dor meetings with just my bos a Ihe asthe eden 6 0 pas gas. have ignored his up until now. Lforese his asa real problem. Any suggestions on what odo? Signa, Sharon Dear Sharon: oes your bos ut the cheese all day longo does he save up for meetings? 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