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— Things We Would Like to Know

If brown washes really improve designs ?
When the whole school will be on time?

How much clear profit Clarke & Stuart and Camera & Arts have made
since the Art School opened?

Why one of the students doesn’t start a Polar cake stand?
If the new members. of the dress design class are as dumb as they look?

Why students with rubber soled shoes always have a good supply of thumb
tacks ? a

. Why there is always one lemon less in the still life model after tea in the
library ?

Who puts the money in the paper drawer ?
What is the name of the room at the end of the hall?

Why the School Board is so hard up when it comes to buying curtains for the
Art School?

Why the lecturer is always late the day after delivering a lecture on punctu-
ality?

If Ellen owns a hat?
If there wasn’t something decidedly “fishy” in one of the lockers ?.

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Famous Sayings of fhe Staff

“Matt colors are no good for washing.’
“I don't like your nose, it’s too long.”

“When you have finished drawing from that position, get up and switch your
seat.”

“T want to feel that form.”

“There’s something wrong with your perspective.”

“Your legs are too thin.”

“Upon registration every student will be provided with a constitution.”
“Your figure is too bumpy.”

“Your right foot should be under your ear.”

“Always carry a notebook with you and be ready to seize any form that takes
your fancy.”

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‘The cArtist’s Lament

I takes and paints,

Hears no complaints,
And sells before I’m dry;
Then savage Ruskin
Sticks his tusk in,

And nobody will buy.

M. JENSEN,