RAMBLES OF THE FIRST YEAR LIDA BOVING, PET LIKE ~ Talking PET HATE - Snooty People PASTIME ~ Ninety-five eent days at department stores. PET EXPRESSION - "Well - after all..." PEGGY RANKIN - P.L. - Chocolate eclairs . P.H.- Persons who are late to appointments, P. - Posing for her head. P.E. = "Izzissoo?" BILL DIX P.L. -Bugs and Porter P.H. = anti-PING PONG ~ enthusiasts Inventing new pas- times - anything from gambling thumbtacks, to schoolroom hockey. P.E.=- (after viewing some ambitious person's work) "Well, (long pause) it's original" WARREN CRICH' P.L. Girls of the V.S.A. P.H. Spinach Be Learning how to sail boats. P.E. “aw = nuts!" (Now toddle over to Page 10 for more) SNATCHES OF CONVERSATION FROM THE COMMON ROOM "Can anybody lend me a dime?" "Say kids I've only got about ten more birds heads to do on my blanket. I'll get there some day." "Has anyone got a cigarette?" ... How about a match?" "Do you know what? I've got to go to the hospital on Monday and have my tonsils out, and Saturday my grand- mother fell down and broke her hip." "Gosh I'm so tired. I didn't get any sleep last night." Etc. "By the way, did you hear about a cer- tain young lady who got up bright and early one morning and went out to get a pail of water. Well she slipped and fell right in. But the morning was saved because a nice young man by the name of Olie happened along and pulled her out." a "Roars of laughter". Clank, clank. Bushy eyebrows around the screen. re you students must sit out here - dead Silence. A few giggles. "Before you go, has anyone brought your money for the class. pins yet?" "Well you'd better hurry and bring it." "Who's got something to eat?" "Boy! Are the Germans swell dancers, and can I take it." "Oh! By the way, did you hear what our cat did the other night?" "Say, where has my smock disappeared?" "Listen! Keep quiet a minute can't you? I hear familiar footsteps! Quick, stand in front of me. I should have been in there hours ago." Finally the remaining few decide they better do some work and we leave the Common Room with dragging footsteps. ——— SENSATION... Believe it or not: It is rumoured that two fair damsels of the second year, Nora Harris and Mary Lee, went to extremes the other after- noon and attended a popular theatre in- stead of school -- Horrors -- I'm dis- illusioned -- all my faith in humanity has been shattered. Alas and alack, how could they? Why the vari-coloured chairs in the common room? How does Porter workthis gambling stunt, to win everybody's thumbtacks? Does our “Young Smith" practise Imife throwing for any particular purpose? We are getting nervous! How did "Slim Youth" Dix ping-pong ability? Do you know that a dog perspires his pants? acquire that The three quickest means of spreading news:- telephone, telegraph, tell-a-woman. Car, Caress, Careless, Carless. through ae Ks . RAMBLES OF THE FIRST YEAR LIDA BOVING, PET LIKE - Talking PET HATE - Snooty People PASTIME - Ninety-five cent days at department stores. PET EXPRESSION - “Well - after all..." PEGGY RANKIN - P.L. P.H.- Persons who are late to appointments. P. = Posing for her head. P.E. = "Izzissoo?" P.L. -Bugs and Porter P.H. = anti-PING PONG - enthusiasts P, - Inventing new pas- times - anything from gambling thunbtacks, to schoolroom hockey. P.E.= (after viewing some ambitious person's work) "Well, (long pause) it's original" Girls of the V.S.A. Spinach Learning how to sail boats. P.E. "ew - nutsi" (Now toddle over to Page 10 for more) BILL DIX WARREN CRICH' SNATCHES OF CONVERSATION FROM THE COMMON ROOM "Can anybody lend me a dime?" “Say kids I've only got about ten more birds heads to do on my blanket. I'11 get there some day." “Has anyone got a cigarette?" ... How about a match?" "Do you know what? I've got to go to the hospital on Monday and have my tonsils out, and Saturday my grand- mother fell down and broke her hip." "Gosh Itmso tired, I didn't get any sleep last night." Etc. “By the way, did you hear about a cer- tain young lady who got up bright and early one morning and went out to get a pail of water. Well she slipped and fell right in, But the morning was saved because a nice young man by the name of Olie happened along and pulled her out." ‘= Chocolate eclairs . (9 "Roars of laughter". Clank, clank Bushy eyebrows around the screen, If you students must sit out here - dead silence. A few giggles. "Before you go, has anyone brought your money for the class pins yet?" “Well you'd better hurry and bring it." “Who's got something to eat?" "Boy! Are the Germans swell dancers, and can I take it." "Oh! By the way, did you hear what our cat did the other night?" “Say, where has my smock disappeared?" "Listen! Keep quiet a minute can't you? I hear familiar footsteps! Quick, stand in front of me. I should have been in there hours ago." Finally the remaining few decide they better do some work and we leave the Common Room with dragging footsteps. SENSATION... Believe it or not: It is rumoured that two fair damsels of the second year, Nora Harris and Mary Lee, went to extremes the other after- noon and attended a popular theatre in- stead of school -- Horrors -- I'm dis- illusioned -- all my faith in humanity has been shattered. Alas and alack, how could they? Why the vari-coloured chairs in the common room? How does Porter workthis gambling stunt, to win everybody's thumbtacks? Does our “Young Smith" practise knife throwing for any particular purpose? We are getting nervous} How did "Slim Youth" Dix acquire that ping-pong ability? Do you mow that a dog perspires through his pants? The three quickest means of spreading news:~ telephone, telegraph, tell-a-woman. Car, Caress, Careless, Carless. ie 8 }