RAMBLES OF THE FIRST YEAR
LIDA BOVING, PET LIKE ~ Talking
PET HATE - Snooty People
PASTIME ~ Ninety-five eent
days at department
stores.
PET EXPRESSION - "Well -
after all..."

PEGGY RANKIN - P.L. - Chocolate eclairs .

P.H.- Persons who are late
to appointments,
P. - Posing for her head.
P.E. = "Izzissoo?"
BILL DIX P.L. -Bugs and Porter
P.H. = anti-PING PONG ~
enthusiasts
Inventing new pas-
times - anything from
gambling thumbtacks,
to schoolroom hockey.
P.E.=- (after viewing some
ambitious person's
work) "Well, (long
pause) it's original"

WARREN CRICH' P.L. Girls of the V.S.A.

P.H. Spinach

Be Learning how to sail
boats.

P.E. “aw = nuts!"

(Now toddle over to Page 10 for more)
SNATCHES OF CONVERSATION FROM THE
COMMON ROOM

"Can anybody lend me a dime?"

"Say kids I've only got about ten more
birds heads to do on my blanket. I'll
get there some day."

"Has anyone got a cigarette?" ... How
about a match?"

"Do you know what? I've got to go to
the hospital on Monday and have my
tonsils out, and Saturday my grand-
mother fell down and broke her hip."
"Gosh I'm so tired. I didn't get any
sleep last night." Etc.

"By the way, did you hear about a cer-
tain young lady who got up bright and
early one morning and went out to get a
pail of water. Well she slipped and
fell right in. But the morning was
saved because a nice young man by the
name of Olie happened along and pulled
her out."

a

"Roars of laughter". Clank, clank.
Bushy eyebrows around the screen. re
you students must sit out here - dead
Silence. A few giggles.

"Before you go, has anyone brought your
money for the class. pins yet?"

"Well you'd better hurry and bring it."
"Who's got something to eat?"

"Boy! Are the Germans swell dancers, and
can I take it."

"Oh! By the way, did you hear what our
cat did the other night?"

"Say, where has my smock disappeared?"
"Listen! Keep quiet a minute can't you?
I hear familiar footsteps! Quick, stand
in front of me. I should have been in
there hours ago."

Finally the remaining few decide they
better do some work and we leave the
Common Room with dragging footsteps.

———

SENSATION...

Believe it or not:

It is rumoured that two fair damsels
of the second year, Nora Harris and Mary
Lee, went to extremes the other after-
noon and attended a popular theatre in-
stead of school -- Horrors -- I'm dis-
illusioned -- all my faith in humanity
has been shattered. Alas and alack, how
could they?

Why the vari-coloured chairs in the
common room?

How does Porter workthis gambling stunt,
to win everybody's thumbtacks?

Does our “Young Smith" practise Imife
throwing for any particular purpose? We
are getting nervous!

How did "Slim Youth" Dix
ping-pong ability?

Do you know that a dog perspires
his pants?

acquire that

The three quickest means of spreading

news:- telephone, telegraph, tell-a-woman.

Car, Caress, Careless, Carless.

through

ae
Ks
.

RAMBLES OF THE FIRST YEAR

LIDA BOVING, PET LIKE - Talking
PET HATE - Snooty People
PASTIME - Ninety-five cent
days at department
stores.
PET EXPRESSION - “Well -
after all..."
PEGGY RANKIN - P.L.
P.H.- Persons who are late
to appointments.
P. = Posing for her head.
P.E. = "Izzissoo?"
P.L. -Bugs and Porter
P.H. = anti-PING PONG -
enthusiasts
P, - Inventing new pas-
times - anything from
gambling thunbtacks,
to schoolroom hockey.
P.E.= (after viewing some
ambitious person's
work) "Well, (long
pause) it's original"
Girls of the V.S.A.
Spinach
Learning how to sail
boats.
P.E. "ew - nutsi"
(Now toddle over to Page 10 for more)

BILL DIX

WARREN CRICH'

SNATCHES OF CONVERSATION FROM THE
COMMON ROOM

"Can anybody lend me a dime?"
“Say kids I've only got about ten more
birds heads to do on my blanket. I'11
get there some day."
“Has anyone got a cigarette?" ... How
about a match?"
"Do you know what? I've got to go to
the hospital on Monday and have my
tonsils out, and Saturday my grand-
mother fell down and broke her hip."
"Gosh Itmso tired, I didn't get any
sleep last night." Etc.
“By the way, did you hear about a cer-
tain young lady who got up bright and
early one morning and went out to get a
pail of water. Well she slipped and
fell right in, But the morning was
saved because a nice young man by the
name of Olie happened along and pulled
her out."

‘= Chocolate eclairs .

(9

"Roars of laughter". Clank, clank
Bushy eyebrows around the screen, If
you students must sit out here - dead
silence. A few giggles.

"Before you go, has anyone brought your
money for the class pins yet?"

“Well you'd better hurry and bring it."
“Who's got something to eat?"

"Boy! Are the Germans swell dancers, and
can I take it."

"Oh! By the way, did you hear what our
cat did the other night?"

“Say, where has my smock disappeared?"
"Listen! Keep quiet a minute can't you?
I hear familiar footsteps! Quick, stand
in front of me. I should have been in
there hours ago."

Finally the remaining few decide they
better do some work and we leave the
Common Room with dragging footsteps.

SENSATION...

Believe it or not:

It is rumoured that two fair damsels
of the second year, Nora Harris and Mary
Lee, went to extremes the other after-
noon and attended a popular theatre in-
stead of school -- Horrors -- I'm dis-
illusioned -- all my faith in humanity
has been shattered. Alas and alack, how
could they?

Why the vari-coloured chairs in the
common room?

How does Porter workthis gambling stunt,
to win everybody's thumbtacks?

Does our “Young Smith" practise knife
throwing for any particular purpose? We
are getting nervous}

How did "Slim Youth" Dix acquire that
ping-pong ability?

Do you mow that a dog perspires through
his pants?

The three quickest means of spreading
news:~ telephone, telegraph, tell-a-woman.

Car, Caress, Careless, Carless.

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