COCKSLAP'S THEME SONG 1990 the age of awareness the age of knowledge age of change this is the age. so much is happening...going on! Don’t be optimistic get a life, and get fucked. History is going nowhere. They were afraid to Know Know what they already Know It’s always such a big let down. Its all over-rated Tight pants Tight life Tight world constricting, restricting You’re apathetic when you are bored. Apathy is boredom. Apathy in the bedroom Apathy in the board-room. Apathy is boredom. If Brad Cambell was my boyfriend, Would | still pay for his hair with my tuition? Board-room Hairdoom. So what can you do about it? Apathy is in me. I'm too bored I'm too bored. What am | going to do about it? Not much | don’t care. I’m going to sit back and complain while | drink Blue-Pacific flavoured coffee from a styrofoam cup. Maybe | should change the channel...Eartha Kitt sings “| don’t wanna be alone where is my baby? Worked my fingers to the bone where is my man?” You put a book in my hand | took it and buried it in the ie | have the power. | could dig it up. | This is what | might read. | scribbled on the wall Because it was the only one listening | didn’t finish my thought it was a run on sentence anyway my ink ran out my pencil broke | didn’t have anything to say after all. She wandered the halls looking for a first grade god first grader. She asked around and got his name and his birthdate _and his sign and his major all because she had nothing better to do. She didn’t really want to know him she just wanted him to know about her. She didn’t want to hear about his problems ~ none of his secret details none of that crap. Keep it to yourself. The only reason.to go out in public is to polish up your communication skills. Why is it | can’t talk to you without you unloading your problems on me? | don’t want to hear about them. I think this teary eyed obsession with self-abuse is complete bullshit. Why is it that | can’t speak abstractly of emotions without you relating it to your dirty laundry? People bore me. You bore me. | especially bore me. Theres lots of stuff wrong with this world | know it you know it but does anyone really give a shit? 1 don’t. As if we can change anything. Oh | know lets sing a song about love! about peace! Come on [lets harmonize and solve global warming! Everybody lets sing along, lets get rid of the upper-class! Lets ditch labour division with a song and dance! This is the 60’s its time for a change! I'd like to buy the world a coke... Wait a minute am | getting preachy?! Who am | anyway? As if | can complain I've got it pretty good you know. As if | can tell you what to do. I'm sure you recycle your pop-cans I'm sure youre aware of the solutions | bet you discuss the problems all the time | bet you complain to people like me | bet you unload you're shit all the time! Oh fuck here | go again I'm unloading my shit on you. Lets get some perspective. Lets forget radical changes to the structure. Lets face it so long as we're using the system to our advantage every time we cash our paycheques or welfare cheques we need clear cuts. we need ozone holes. we need racial discrimination. we need gender discrimination. we need age dicrimination. we need class discrimination. Don‘t adress the issues This is utopia search no further we are here! This is what we've all worked for! Lets not change. Cockslap's (Jean-Pierre, Wade & Mohammad) Featuring Sadie wade thomas ‘COCKSLIP'S THEME SONG 1990 the age of awareness the age of knowledge age of change 1s Is the age s0 much is happening. .going on! Don’t be optimistic get life, and get fucked. 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Lets get some perspective Lets forget radical changes tothe structure, Lets face it 50 long as we're using the system to our advantage everytime we cash our paycheques or welfare cheques, we ned clearcut. wwe need ozone holes wwe need racial dicriminaion. ‘we need gender discrimination. ‘we need age dcrimination, ‘we need class discrimination Don't adres the issues Tiss utopia search no further we ae here! ‘Thisis what we've all worked fot! Lets not change, Cocksap's (Jean Pierre, Wade & Mohammad) Featuring Sadie wade thomas