14 Planet of the Arts / March 1997 ommunity Health Log forms appeared in the December 1996 issue of Planet of the Arts. The forms asked people to record the dates, times and places where they observed meaningful encounters between Chief Executive Artist Ron Burnett and Emily Carr stu- dents. What follows is a report compiling the data collected by the Emily Carr Institute Community Health Officer (Room 242). Such information would be useful in proving or disproving Roch Smith’s hypothesis that Barkleyitis (executive absenteeism) might still be lingering at Emily Carr Institute. Date: Jan 23 1997 Time: 3:03pm Place: Cafeteria Activity: Ron walked in rather panicked looking. paying close attention to the floor. Lost his car keys? Date: January 22 Time: Noonish Place: ist year hallway Activity: Hi. Ron passed me today in the First Year hall. He seemed to be making some sort of quacking noise under his breath. Date: Anyday Time: Anytime Place: Anywhere Activity: Ron Burnett purchas- es an Oh Henry chocolate bar from his school's cafeteria. He holds the bar in his hand and anticipates it's delicious chocolatey outside and it's fudge, peanut and caramel inside. Ron tears open the wrapper, and bites into it. He savours every bite. Ron knows that Oh Henry makes an excellent snack when he has a hunger attack. Date: Thursday Jan 30th Time: 8:00am Place: Front Desk Activity: Ron is brushing his teeth at the front desk. He's using a tupperware container as a sink, and has a large bottle of water to rinse with. Date: Last Friday Time: Afternoon Place: facilities storage room Activity: I saw Ron enter the facilities storage room with a big bag of breadcrumbs. I went in after he left and found a box with mallard ducklings behind the paint. Why is he keeping ducklings? Z iWW) Serendipity \3 Tw : { \ 3 Wy U oo ui) S Ave e ZA TE K Feet PRE sv Francs The Problem Doesn't Seem To Be Barkleyitis Date: Feb 0 Time: 5:00 Place: Library Activity: Ron was surfing the web singing "It's a small world", Date: February 10 Time: 6-8 o'clock Place: Just outside Isadora's Activity: Feeding the ducks. Date: Jan 4 1997 Time: Lunch time Place: Staff Room Activity: He's eating a tuna- fish sandwich. Every so often he breaks of a piece and puts in his breast pocket. There is a small amount of move- ment from the pocket. Date: 777? Time: 1:20 or so. Place: Under the bridge Activity: Talking to Jack Latek about "Pins for the Poor", Date: Jan 12 1997 Time: 8:03pm Place: A/V hallway Activity: Watching "Independence Day". Date: Feb 1 1997 Time: 3:30pm Place: Fire Exit stairwell in: S8 Activity: He was playing hop- scotch and making airplane noises until I caught him. Date: February 1 1997 Time: 12 Place: Library Activity: Reading a book on ducks. Date: February 3 1997 Time: 2 oclock Place: Accounting Activity: Doing presidential stuff. Date: February 6 1997 Time: 1 o'clock Place: Library Activity: Watching a video on ducks. Date: Wednesday Time: Noon Place: Board room Activity: Eating a sandwich and talking. Date: Feb 10 1997 Time: 3-4 Place: Multimedia rooms Activity: Downloading duck samples from the Information Super Highway. Date: 1745 AD Time: Late afternoon Place: Scottish Highlands Activity: Taking part in the second Jacobite uprising. Fighting for Bonny Prince Charlie. Date: Feb 9 1997 Time: 9:pm Place: AV hallway Activity: Watching Jurassic Park on the big TVs. Date: Feb 7th Time: Lunch hour Place: Outside the cafeteria Activity: Giving away free toaster-ovens. Date: Jan 4 1997 Time: 70 am Place: Painting studios, South Building Activity: He told me I should have more ducks in my paintings. What the hell? Date: Friday Feb 5 Time: 3 o'clock Place: Student Lounge/ Cafeteria Activity: Ron bought a choco- late bar or something from the vending machine but it didn't fall, so now he's trying to bang and lift the machine so that he can get it. Date: Sat Feb. 6 Time: am Place: Intermediate Mac labs. Activity: Hi there. Ron is going around and changing all the system noises on each mac to the "quack" and putting the volume settings way up high. Date: Monday morning Time: Morning Place: North building Activity: Eating breakfast. Date: Thursday Feb th Time: After school Place: North building Activity: Talking to students about their concerns, over coffee and doughnuts. 14 Planet of the Arts / March 1997 Jommunity Health Log forms appeared in the December 1996 isue of Planet of the Arts. The ‘forms asked people to record the dates, times and places where they observed ‘meaningful encounters between Chief Executive Artist Ron Burnett and Emily Car stu- ents "What follows is a report compiling the data collected by the Emily Car institute ‘Community Health Officer (Room 242). ‘Such information would be {useful in proving or disproving Roch Smith’ hypothesis that Barkleyts (executive absenteeism) ‘might still be lingering at Emily Corr institute. Date: January 72 Time: Yoonisin Place: ‘et year hallway ‘Activity: Hi. Ron pasos ne ‘today in the First Year hat. Fe osened to be making sone sort of quacking noise under ‘is breath. Date: anyday Time: Anytine © an Ch Henry chocolate tar ‘fron hie ochool'e cafeteria. He holde the bar in hie hand and anticinates it delicious chocolatey outside and it's fudge, peanut and carane) Snaide, Ron teare open the verapper, and bites into it He eavoure every bite, Ron knoe ‘that Oh Henry makes an excellent snack when he has a hunger attack, Date: Tmursay Jan 70th Time: &0an Place: Front. Dei: Activity: on ip brushing his ‘teeth at the front deat. Hele using a tuppervare container as a sink, and has a laze Yottle of water to rinse with. Date: Lact Friday Time: Afternoon Place: facilities storage room ‘Activity: T saw Ron enter the factiities storage room with fa big bag of breadcrumbs. T went in atter he lett and found a tox vith malar ducklings behind the paint Why io he keeping duddines? (WW Serendipity ACK, * QUACK, PINS FOR THE POOR The Problem Doesn’‘t Seem To Be Barkleyitis Date: Feb 0 Time: 520 Place: Literary ‘Activity: Fon vas surfing the web singing "It's a sal worl", Date: Fetruary ‘0 Time: 6-8 oclock Place: Just outaide Teadora's ‘Activity: Feeding the ducis. Date: Jan 4 997 Time: Lunch tine Place: Sta’? Room ‘Activity: He's eating a tuna- fish sanduich. Every 20 often he treaks of a piece and puts Sn hie beast pocket. There Se a gral] anount of rover nent. fron the rocket, Place: Under the tridce Activity: Talkine to Jack Tate about "Pine for the Place: A/V hallway ‘Activity: Vatehine "Independence Tay": Place: Pire Exit ctaizvel in ‘Activity: He was playing hop- scotch and malcing airplane noises until T caurht hin, Date: February 1 °997 Time: 2 Place: Library Activity: Reading a book, on ducks, Date: Fetruary 3 7997 Time: 2 ocloci: Place: Accounting ‘Activity: Doing. presidential lace: Library Watching @ video on Date: Wednesday Time: Yoon Place: Board noon ‘Activity: Dating a sandvich ‘and talking. Date: Feb 0 7957 ‘Activity: Downloading duck samples fron the Information Super Highway. Place: Outside the cafeteria Activity: iving avay tree should have more duce in ny paintings, What the hell? Date: Friday Feb 5 Time: 3 olelock Place: Student Tounze/ cafeteria ‘Activity: Ron toueht a choco date bar or something free ‘the vending machine but it didn't £20, £0 now hes ‘ying to bang and lift the nachine eo that he can eet it ‘Activity: Hi there, Ron is going around and changing a1 the aysten noises on each rac to the "quack" and putting the volune settings yay up hier. Date: Yonday morning Time: Yorning Place: Yorth building ‘Activity: Dating. bealtast, Date: Thursday Feb th Time: Arter schoo! Place: Yorth building Activity: Talcing, to students fatout their concerns, over coffee and dourhnute