something smells a nasty whore and i found it on my art school floor..

i'd throw it to my garbage can but i can stop looking at the erectile man.. thou so random be like a 60's freak..but written so obviously by some 2002 teenage geeek.. y'all need a kick in the ass and such..but oo it hurts with panties in a bunch... so i'll say farewell to those i know...just wanted to extend that your magazine blows...

-arthaswarts

lam a rich white person. Should you hate me? Probably. Why? Because | am ahead of the game. While you poor people are still struggling to pay off your student loans, I’m looking in money market accounts. | have RRSP’s, GIC’s, and funds placed with AIC. | am wallowing in the comfort of compound inter- est.

| will retire at 5O and live in the Gulf Islands. You? You will be worried about the high cost of dental work.

Does this make me a better person? Well, yes. For one thing, | don’t have to stress about money as much as you do. Because of this relieved burden, | have a higher quality of life, and probably a higher life expectancy. | quit my full-time job so | could work at home, thereby reducing the amount of time spent sitting at a computer. | will not get hunched over shoulders and carpal tunnel syndrome. | don't make as much money, but hey, | don’t have to. | have more leisure time to persue the things | really want to do, such as writing for this little mag. | have more time for self-reflection, self-improvement, and self- love. | don't get frustrated and angry because | am working at some crap job that sucks at my very soul. Does this make me a better person? Yes.

So — go ahead, hate me. | would if | were you. | didn’t even have to do any- thing to get this money. Just happened to be the right zygote to make it out of the womb in one piece. Yes, you've guessed correctly, | inherited.

Am | greatfull? Yes. Yes, yes, yes. But it’s still ok for you to hate me. I’m going to buy a loft this year.

-Jessica Reality

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